Obama Claus Song Book
Lyrics by
Michael LeCornec
Obama Claus is Coming to Town Lyrics
Oh, You won't have to work, that's a right wing perk, so be a good drone or you won’t get a phone
Obama Claus coming to town
He’s building up debt, but you won’t have to pay, there’s plenty of rich who won’t get away
Obama Claus coming to town
He sees you when you’re voting, so do it more than once,
The election polls have all been rigged, and panthers are ready to pounce
Oh, You won't have to work, that's a right wing perk, so be a good drone or you won’t get a phone
Obama Claus is coming … Obama Claus is coming … Obama Claus is coming to town
Obama Phone (Silver Bells) Lyrics
City sidewalks, Looter’s sidewalks
Dressed in thug rapping style
In the air
There’s a feeling of Obama Land.
The left is laughing
and their snatching
freebies all through the year
And from all the lefties you’ll hear
Obama Phones, Obama Phones
It's Freebie time in the city
Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, Ring Tones ring
That’s life in Obama Land
Lines of street thugs
getting free drugs
Blink a bright red and green
As looters rush home with their treasures
Hear the heads crunch
As they take-a bunch
This is Obama's big scene
And above all the looting you’ll hear
Obama Phones, Obama Phones
It's Freebie time in the city
Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, Ring Tones ring
That’s life in Obama Land
Sunstein the Dead-Red Obama Czar (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
You know Browner and Crowley and Eisen and Allison,
Hathaway and Jones, Devaney and DeParle;
But do you recall? The most lethal Obama Czar of them all?
Sunstein the Dead-Red Obama Czar
had a very scary past,
And if you ever knew it, You'd be sure to run real fast.
All of the other Czars
stayed away with fear and shame;
They’d never let poor Sunstein near enough to give them blame.
Then one rigged election day, Obama came to say,
Sunstein with your views so Red, won't you write my new Fed Regs.
Then how the other czars loved him,
As they shouted out with glee;
Sunstein the Dead-Red Obama Czar. Now we get to live for free.
8 Unconfirmed Obama Czars
Carol Browner, Global Warming Czar
Jeff Crowley, AIDS Czar
Norm Eisen, Ethics and Transparency Czar
Herbert Allison, TARP & Bank Bailout Czar
Melissa Hathaway, CyberSpace Czar
Van Jones, Green Czar
Earl Devaney, Stimulus Czar
Nancy Ann DeParle, Health Care Czar
Cass Sunstein, Regulatory Czar (Senate Confirmed)
Trife ObamaLand (Winter Wonderland) Lyrics By Michael T LeCornec
All my debts, they are a mounting
And my pay, they are a routing
It’s a horrible sight, Net pay’s a fright
Living in a Trife Obamaland
Gone away are all my earnings,
Here to stay are only yearnings
He sang a good song, But he lied all along,
Living in a Trife Obamaland
In the meadow we tried to build our homestead,
Put all our savings down instead
He’ll say, F H A?
And we’ll say “no, way”
So he threw our butts out, for the occupiers to rout
Later on, we'll conspire,
But all our dreams he sets on fire
We once were so free but now there’s no glee
Living in a Trife Obamaland
In the meadow we built another homestead,
And pretend that it’s a place to eat our own bread,
We'll have lots of fun with mister taxman,
Until he comes to harass us all again.
Then we vote, it’s time for fair play,
True the vote, it’s only hearsay
He rigs the poll booth, panthers break my front tooth
Living in a Trife Obamaland



