depends on the Frenchman or the Pole
heads or tails
Depends on How Much Trouble you got into as to which one you wish to kiss!
Camels or Llamas
Depends... in the mood for a hump or not?
Jive or Vibe
Massage Oil or KY jelly
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now or now!
Well ..... Hard Decision ..... I Guess NOW!
Rain or Snow
since I live in a northern clime RAIN!! because 1" of rain equals 10" of snow
real food or nutritional food
If I can't have both, give me the real stuff.
good or wicked good
Wickedly Good ....... Pleeeeeeze!
French Fries or German Potatoes
French or Greek
Greek. The portions are much larger... (I'm sorry, this is a pet topic of mine in Doctor Who) Christopher Eccleston or David Tennant
intergalactic or multiuniversal
Open an Interdimensional Doorway or Stepping into The Twlight Zone
Stepping into the Twilight Zone if you open a door into another dimension you have to know how to close it, stepping onto the Twilight Zone is as simple as walking out your front door.
String Theory or Unified Field Theory
Unified Field Theroy
Three Rights Making a Left or Three Lefts Making a Right
Three Lefts Making a Right
quantum mechanics or qualified mechanics
I'm sorry, I can't .....
Left/right turn OR both
Just the left/right turn please.
Egg Rolls or Sweet Rolls?
Anything SWEET from Women to Chocolate - Sweet Rolls
Peanut Butter Crackers or Cheese Crackers
Oysters or Saltines?
Saltines. I like my oysters fresh, thank you.
George Gershwin or Cole Porter?
Elvis or The Beatles
up & coming OR down & out
As long as you're UP to it, you can go DOWN and I will be COMING OUT.
single or double entendre
John Doe or John Barleycorn
The Tardis or The Nautilus
The Nautilus....tis better to be nautilus than tardis
The Duke or The Earl?
The Duke of Earl
Prince or the artist formerly known as Prince and now re-known as Prince who was.....
Prince, etc... is topped by anything not about him...
Sorry, forgot where I was
Smothering Breasts or Smothered with Breasts
either for you Keith-o
Ok, Smothering Breasts
Dr. Demento OR Dr. Moreau
An hourglass or a sundial
Blancpain 1735 or Parmagiani Bugatti Type 370
Timex (Takes a lickin an keeps on tickin) or Rolex
Leather or lace
Leather, lace won't save you from road rash
All or Nothing
I want it all. Most of the time I get nothing.
Kissing a reindeer or kissing a bearded lady
Dr. No or Dr. Who
Dr. Who. The 10th, preferably.
Hangover or toothache
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Hangover, at least they don't remove your brain to get rid of the pain.
Neil Young or Loretta Young
Pickaxe or lawnmower
shredded or sliced
Children screaming their heads off or old folk gossiping too loudly under your window when you are trying to sleep
A .30 caliber machine gun pointed out the window towards the old folk and children, used liberally
Lies or games with semantics
I like your answer, Keith. Can I borrow your machine gun?
Definitely games with semantics
Professor Charles Xavier or Magneto