Jack Casady is topped by Flea... or Larry Graham ... or Tony Levin ... or...
Naked Lunch is topped by a Naked Chocolate Fest!
Proctologist is topped by Otolaryngologist Or Gynecologist depending on whether you a upright or supine, if you are prone you're at the proctologist's.
The Visible Woman
The Visible Woman is topped by The Lady in Red.
Bob Fosse dance
Bob Fosse is topped Tommy Tune's Hello Dolly
Tropopause is topped by the Emptiness of Space!
The Speed of Light
The Speed of Light iss always topped by the Speed of Dark. No matter how fast light goes it find dark has arrived there before it.
Tom Jones is topped by early Elvis. No contest.
No contest is topped by close shaves.
E.T. is topped by Starman
Winning the Lottery
Winning the lottery is topped by all your friends and relatives winning it also.
Murder Someone for Free Day
Murder Someone for Free Day is topped by Getting Away With It for Free Day
Not Getting Caught
Not Getting Caught is topped by Not Getting Stuck with It.
Spaced Invaders is topped by Spaceballs.
a white Thanksgiving
a white Thanksgiving is topped by a white Christmas (not the song, the real thing!)
Joulukinkku is topped by mustard and honey. (MMMM can I come to your house for Christmas dinner?)
Death by Chocolate
This post was modified from its original form on 22 Nov, 11:16
Death by Chocolate is topped with more chocolate.
Howling winds are topped by Icy Stares
Cold Shoulder is topped by Cold Feet ..... when your Feet are cold, everything is cold!
A Warm Feeling
Warm feeling is topped by Mr Mojo Rising
What are you poking me with that thing for?
I'm trying to find both of your Time Lord hearts with this bleedin' stethoscope, and since it's busted I'm using the sonic screwdriver AGAIN, but since I have no idea of the correct settings or your anatomical minutes I'm just doing the best I can...
Why won't you simply tell me what to do with this thing?
This thing is topped by Thing Addams.
Mr Mojo Rising
Mr Mojo Rising is topped by the Flower of Life softly opening.
Making your panties wet
Making my panties wet is topped by removing them BEFORE they have the chance to become moist...
The reasoning of Mycroft Holmes
Mycroft Holmes is topped by Lt Columbo
Data Quality Objectives
Data Quality Objectives is topped by Data Quality Rejected
Woodpecker is topped by Peter Piker Picking Pecks of Pickled Peckers
The Notorious Landlady
The Notorious Landlady is topped by The Master of the House.
Dr. Who is topped by ME! (As long as he's played by David Tennant...)
Dr. House is topped by Dr. Giggles
Imaginary Cheese is topped by Fantasies!
Clogged Pipes are topped by senna pods, which may lead to other types of clogged pipes.
Anime is only topped by the master himself... Miyazaki.
Between the Sheets
Between the Sheets is topped by Sweet Manhattan
Sourdogh bread is topped by ground beef, sharp cheddar cheese, and Frisco sauce
Black Bavarian Rye bread
Black Bavarian Rye bread is topped by Saaristolaisleipä
A punch in the nose
A punch in the nose is topped by a nice Hawaian punch
Fruit Punch is topped by mulled wine.
Your favorite television show
Rerun's of my favorite television show