The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
There’s a move to divide California into two states: the state of poverty and the state of bankruptcy.
The problem is coming up with a new name for Southern California. “New Mexico” is already taken.
President Obama says he will not give in on the debt ceiling even if it costs him his presidency. Well, that should make the Republicans fold.
According to a poll, if the election were held tomorrow, a no-name Republican would beat Obama. When Tim Pawlenty heard that, he said, “No-name Republican? That’s me