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Al Quaeda Terrorists Get Ben & Jerry Ice Cream thanks to U.S. TaxPayers
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http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/08/02/aq-icecream/

Al-Qaeda pigs out on US taxpayer ice cream

Al-Qaeda’s latest US-supplied weapon: A Rocket-Propelled Ice-Cream Launcher

In the latest news from the “war on terror,” Bloomberg News Service reports:

“Supporters of the Taliban and al-Qaeda in Afghanistan have been getting U.S. military contracts, and American officials are citing ‘due process rights’ as a reason not to cancel the agreements, according to an independent agency monitoring spending.”

Apparently it would be unfair to discriminate against al-Qaeda when awarding U.S. military contracts.

American taxpayers are not only paying for al-Qaeda’s weapons – we’re also buying them ice cream. According to professional war-on-terror mouthpiece Peter Bergen, US-supported al-Qaeda fighters in Syria have been holding ice-cream-eating contests and posting the videos on-line.

As an American taxpayer, I’m not sure I like the idea of my hard-earned tax dollars buying weapons for al-Qaeda.

But on thing I AM sure of: I do NOT want to buy those bloodthirsty terrorists any more ice cream!

Why are US taxpayers shipping ice cream to al-Qaeda?

An Obama Administration source, who wishes to remain anonymous, explained:

“Like everyone else, we were horrified by the videos of our al-Qaeda friends in Syria ripping the entrails out of dead bodies and devouring them live on camera. So we thought, why not give them something nice to eat for a change? Maybe if we just sent them a few cargo jets full of Ben-and-Jerry’s finest it would, you know, mellow them out.”

Result: A top secret “ice cream for al-Qaeda” program was set up by the CIA.

But the program quickly hit a snag when Abu Mohammed al-Jawlani, head of the US-funded al-Qaeda-linked al-Nusra front in Syria, complained that the flavors he wanted were unavailable.

When Al-Jawlani called up the CIA to order ice cream, he demanded such exotic flavors as Cannibal Caramel Crunch, Mint Chocolate Human Flesh, Blood Swirl (type B negative), and Chocolate Fudge Ripped-Out-Lung-of-Syrian-Soldier.

After prolonged negotiations, the CIA convinced al-Jawlani to order ordinary ice-cream, and later add special toppings ripped from dead soldiers’ corpses to make exotic ice-cream sundaes. “We saved the taxpayers a fortune by doing it that way,” the Administration source explained. “If we’d had to have Ben and Jerry’s or Baskin-Robbins make up special batches of ice cream containing human body parts, the cost would have been astronomical.”

According to the latest reports, Al-Qaeda has been sharing its cannibal sundaes with its Israeli allies, who in turn have been offering the terrorists “Rachel Corrie pancakes” from flour made with the ground-up bones of murdered Palestinians and international solidarity activists.

Pessimistic observers believe that the recent upsurge in cannibalism by the Zionists and their al-Qaeda allies bodes poorly for the peace process. Optimists, however, hope that that the two groups may one day completely devour each other and leave the region in peace.



This post was modified from its original form on 05 Aug, 6:54
1 year ago

I am shocked that we are sending over special flavored ice cream to these terrorists who were filmed eating dead bodies, they are practicing cannibals.

 

Check out the flavors they demanded.

Are our troops getting special Ben & Jerry icecream as well?

1 year ago

not only that,but Ben and Jerry is now non Gmo...

we should send all the old gmo icecream from storage,and give the new better ice cream to our own troops..

bribed by ice cream ,that's a new military strategy I haven't heard of till now.......

better than money or weapons,I guess........shrug

1 year ago

Ben and jerry's is as non-GMO as they ever were. But we do not have mandatory labeling.

http://www.benjerry.com/activism/gmo

They are definitely non-rBGH

1 year ago

accommodating them way too much:

But the program quickly hit a snag when Abu Mohammed al-Jawlani, head of the US-funded al-Qaeda-linked al-Nusra front in Syria, complained that the flavors he wanted were unavailable.

When Al-Jawlani called up the CIA to order ice cream, he demanded such exotic flavors as Cannibal Caramel Crunch, Mint Chocolate Human Flesh, Blood Swirl (type B negative), and Chocolate Fudge Ripped-Out-Lung-of-Syrian-Soldier.

After prolonged negotiations, the CIA convinced al-Jawlani to order ordinary ice-cream, and later add special toppings ripped from dead soldiers’ corpses to make exotic ice-cream sundaes. “We saved the taxpayers a fortune by doing it that way,” the Administration source explained. “If we’d had to have Ben and Jerry’s or Baskin-Robbins make up special batches of ice cream containing human body parts, the cost would have been astronomical.”

According to the latest reports, Al-Qaeda has been sharing its cannibal sundaes with its Israeli allies, who in turn have been offering the terrorists “Rachel Corrie pancakes” from flour made with the ground-up bones of murdered Palestinians and international solidarity activists.

 

 

ONLY GOOD THING IS THAT THEY ARE SHARING WITH THE ISRAELIS.

 

HOW ABOUT OUR MEN AND WOMEN OVER THERE, I HOPE THEY ARE GETTING SPECIAL ICE CREAM TOO.

 



This post was modified from its original form on 05 Aug, 8:00
1 year ago

To treat the enemy better than your own,wow.....
What is next,we bend over and let them.....well,we are already doing that,in a sense,I guess......

1 year ago

This is Al Quaeda, Jihad who hate us and want to kill all Christians and non-Muslims in the name of Allah so they can start their Caliphate.

 

I am glad they are not eating as many human body parts but their excessive demands for premium flavors which Ben & Jerry have to go out of their way to make is riduclous.

1 year ago

Other way around Nancy. The government prevents labels on things that would inform the public what is in the product. In Florida, the FDA banned milk producers form labeling their products as bovine growth hormone free. Many other examples.  And the USDA forces farmers to use toxic manufacturing practices in their production and supports those that make fraudulent claims. 

People that think the government agencies are protecting us instead of protecting the corporations that run those agencies is futile.

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