I'm looking forward to this NEW exam!
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,'99'.
The old guy obeys and says,"99".
The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,'99".
Again, the old guy says, '99'."
The doctor said, “Very good”.
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say,
The old guy begins,
You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing!
...gee, Frank, four, five, six.....
Now Frank, seven, eight, nine, ten .........
This is one I may have to share with my special fella.....He will love it.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”
The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.”
The old lady suggested, “Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?”
“Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says “Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.”
The little old lady looked over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me ... How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?”
The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”
The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.”
You are on a roll, Frank. LOL