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Mamabear I would call that "A Senior Moment" Lol ... and yes I experience them tooo I Love Garfield Agnes ... this is a kind of thread where you come and every time you find a New Treasure Tnx Sweetie

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Yes, You Might Cyoot Me to Death

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Noted and Giggleeeeeeee Everyone Thnxxxxxxx ............... 8/1

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Noted Lol ... Agnes Cute Pugs Agne ... Love the Acrobat Elephant ... Thnx

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Too adorable, June!

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Hi Suheyla..nice to see you in relaxing conner


Hi Ingrid, Debbie I don't feel sure you both will know


what I know ..
caucasian people like to called  "fun world"
asian called " leader world"
spiritual called " ruining world"

do you agree??




I'm so agree with spiritual sight(maybe I'm just kdding)  LOL

2 years ago

Happy new year for everyone.

Thanks Agnes.

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No, Ingrid. I think we all know what the mushroom looks like LOL!!

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Cute Agnes. Thank you. Do you really want me to say want the mushroom looks like?



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do you think..what mushroom think he look like..??

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Noted and Thnx Agnes )))))))) ... Lol... 2

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Nope. Both Mine

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Nine Funny New Year Quotes
  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!

- Joey Adams

  • Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

- Unknown

  • A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

- Unknown

  • Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account

- Oscar Wilde

  • An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

- Bill Vaughan

  • New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

- James Agate

  • New Year’s Day…now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

- Mark Twain

  • I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

- Anais Nin

  • New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

- Mark Twain

Anonymous
2 years ago

The photos are absolutely great...first pic of dogs & tolilet paper reminds me of how I found my kitchen garbage all over the kitchen floor last night.

2 years ago

Ahhh.. Happy New Years, I makes confetti.

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Hey now widdle bunny, that isn't a carrot that is Frosty the Snowman's nose!

 

Bunday: Snowman

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Triplet Planning

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here I got idea from happy new year

in thailand they love to joke about

Happy new wife....LOL

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A 75-year-old man went to the doctor's office to get a sperm count.

 

The Doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

 

The next day, the 75-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as the previous day.

 

The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, Doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then with her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with he teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

 

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"

 

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get that damn jar opened!"

must see
2 years ago

Awesome ! Old Man on Skateboard   video
This is a clip from Betty White's new TV show 'Off Their Rockers' on NBC. An old man pulls off some Rodney Mullen type skateboarding in front of some kids. Awesome
here a Joke from John
2 years ago


John S.

Thought you might like these jokes, it was on the donate dog kibble site today:

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
(as answered by dogs)
These have been bouncing around the internet for years... we collected some of the silliest (or most accurate) here. Please feel free to send us others we may have missed at, info@freekibble.com - and we'll add them to the list!
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Newfoundland: I don't think drool and electricity is a good combination.
Labrador: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Yorkshire Terrier: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Australian Shepherd: First, put all the light bulbs in a little circle, then...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Rottweiler: Are you talking to me? huh, you talking to me?
Shi-tzu: Who me change a light bulb? How dare you ask me such a thing... we're royalty!
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Springer Spaniel: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sneak on the couch for a little nap.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
Pointer: I see it, there it is! There it is! Right there!! Can you see it? It's right there!
Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares?
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light-bulb... is it dark out?
And what about Cats?
CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?


John

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2 years ago

Drunk Man Sings Queen Medley in Police Car

The video of an intoxicated man arrested for disorderly behavior and pleading his case in a police car with a remarkable rendition of the Queen's 1975 smash hit Bohemian Rhapsody, has received more than a million views on YouTube
Tea Party Talk
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Tea Party Talk,
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Elvis Is Back in the Building! Watch as Adorable Two-Year-Old Dances the Jive to Jailhouse Rock   video

A video of two-year-old William Stokkebroe dancing the jive to the King of Rock and Roll's Jailhouse Rock has attracted more than 2.7 million hits, 13,000 likes, and 1,400 comments on YouTube. The tot learned his smooth moves from his parents Kristina an
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Funny, Witty, Clean Mother-in law One-liners
  • A pharmacist tells a customer, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.'
  • My mother-in-law is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder.
  • Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
  • What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are Wanted. 
  • I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's chamber of horrors and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stocktaking.'
  • Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, 'My mother-in-law is an angel.'
    Rick replies, 'You're lucky. Mine is still alive.'
two good reasons
3 years ago

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."

"Why not?" she asked.

"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."

His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church. (1) You're 59 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!"

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Husbands For Sale

Anne put an advertisement in the 'classifieds' : Husband Wanted.

Next day Anne received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing : You can have mine.

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glad you all like them

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At least a couple of times everyday. Mamabear.

3 years ago

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?

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LOL Agnes.....

relaxing Conner
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