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What's on offer: TESTIMONIALS! March 28, 2005 11:58 AM



MARTY HAS ALREADY SAID IT ALL, SO LET ME JUST QUOTE HIM:



"You want 'em...we got 'em!!!
Here's the scam. This is a care2 testimonial clearing house. You want a testimonial? Here's where you get 'em. FREE!!! That's right, it costs you Zippo, Zed, Nada, Niente, Zilch, Bupkes...NOTHING!!!
I write 'em you, you write 'em, you like 'em, you pick 'em, fill in your name and they get sent. I send 'em, you send 'm, somebody else sends 'em.
Next thing you know, BINGO! BABOOM! You gotcha testimonials up the yinyang. KUDOS INFINITOS!
Sure, it's contrived, immoral, a tad subversive, sure. Sue me."


This is the testies only thread. Post your prefabios here, then go to the request thread to trade them...or sit down in the bar for a well deserved drink and a chat.

And to all of you who has already made wonderful contributions to the 'free testimonials' thread, I would really appreciate it if you copy and past your prefabios over here so we can have them all gathered in one place.










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 March 28, 2005 12:04 PM

Let me get straight to the point... March 21, 2005 5:31 AM
Here is what I got to offer:

1.Believe it or not, this is the guy/gal who handpaints all the M's on the blue M&Ms. Just thought you would like to know..


2. Dear mr/mrs/miss ---------- I know you mean well and want to help people, so I'm writing to you so that you may save your soul before it's too late. Leave politics to the unworthy and come back to the great Ishothosarbelt. Love and peace Anniina


3. There are currently less than ten thousand humanoid individuals alive on this planet who have personal memories of the saber-toothed tiger. I suspect ________to be one of them.


4.Ever so slowely _________ jurisdiction will spread. S/he will eventually dominate the entire universe, wether s/he want it or not.

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 March 28, 2005 12:06 PM

My latest creations. Tuesday, 12:56 PM

1. ____________ knows the big words, but not how to pronounce them. Instead s/he speaks in little puffs of color that will slip trough your pupils to linger there for days, shamelessly playing with the way you perceive.


2. I saw you drop something on your way home last night. I picked it up after you had disappeared around the corner. It was a receipt from the grocery telling me what you bought for dinner. Salmon and potatoes.Btw I've been following you since last Friday. You are beautiful.


3. This is an ad posted by Anniina to tell you that __________ is currently available in a whole range of different flavours. Be sure to taste them all!


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Here are a couple of mine to start with: March 28, 2005 12:41 PM

1.  ________ has a real way with words.  Even though we practically grew up as neighbours, _______ always sounds like s(he)’s speaking a foreign language!

 

 

2.  ________ is totally unique!  (Or is that eunuch?)

 

 

3.  Please stop messaging me, phoning me, emailing me, writing me and chasing me around the Care2 discussion boards.  This is getting ridiculous, and I’m considering calling the police.  I said “no” already!

 

 

4.  For a great time, call _________.  (I saw that written on the bathroom wall at the club last night!)

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Okay ... *sigh* March 28, 2005 5:17 PM

Now begins the tedious task of moving mine here ... ah well ... it's probably for the best.  That other thread was a bit unruly ...

  1. _____ is the most honest person I've ever met on Care2.  The absolute stench of his/her integrity brings happy tears to my eyes ...
     

  2. When I first saw _____'s beautiful/handsome/sexy avi, my jaw dropped to the floor.  I bent down to pick it up and when I looked up, he/she was gone ...  
     

  3. When I'm extremely stressed out, I come to Care2 and search for _____.  His/her soothing, Zenlike wisdom never fails to place me quickly into a state of lethargy. 
     

  4. There is no purer spirit than that of _____'s. His/her soul is so crystal clear and cleansing that I would recommend a daily _____ colonic.  E pluribus enema! 
     

  5. _____'s bits of wisdom cling to your mind, put down roots, and quickly multiply ... like a singularly stubborn case of head lice. 

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The kicker offers and... March 28, 2005 7:14 PM

here's my TESTIES, including the original three turkeys who sat on the shelf until momentum picked up around here. I've left the dates first posted for collectors(?) and the original sales pitch lines on the first three, now re-numbered -2,-1,0 .All of them are available and recyclable.

Say the word and it's yours. March 02, 2005 6:22 AM
-2. I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, except for ______________________. S(he) makes the sun shine brighter...without all those annnoying carcinogenic ultra violet rays. 


    How 'bout this beauty? March 02, 2005 6:18 AM
-1. Of all the people I've met through care2, ____________________ shows the greatest possibility of bringing peace to this troubled world. 



    Up for grabs. March 02, 2005 6:16 AM
0.___________________ is an incredible person and a fantastic friend. The things s(he) does with hope, prayer, and pipecleaners are an inspiration to us all.
     
    A few more PREFABIOS Sunday, 4:48 AM
1. Everyday in every way _________________________ makes life a little brighter, except for maybe that dry patch around my elbows.

2. Heaven must be missing an angel because that's what _____________________ is. Either that or those weren't portobello mushrooms.

3. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.If you can't stand the kitchen drop by ____________________'s place for a nosh. S/he hates kitchens too.

4. Of all the gin joints in all the world, I'm glad _________________ walked into mine. S/He's always good for a drink.


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Ok, these are my creations.... March 28, 2005 10:21 PM

1. ____________ began life as my imaginary friend, and I am proud of the way s/he has blossomed as a person in his/her own right, even though my brain is a lonelier place in his/her absence.

2 .__________ is one letter removed from the word for ‘virtue’ in my native language. As it is, it just refers to a small subspecies of freshwater eel, served with frogspawn and cranberry sauce as a local delicacy.

3. Hi __________. Just got an e-mail from your dad. Call him, okay?  You’re adopted.

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4. ___________ is a fine example of the kind of bargains you can find on e-bay

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5. _________, this is the only way I could contact you. The Ambassador has left the hotel. Meet me in the park in one hour. Wear red.

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Required ... March 29, 2005 5:33 AM

.................... is a truly creative person, as witnessed by all of the testimonials s/he has sent me from each of his/her many and varied profiles.

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anonymous Let's not forget our group effort. March 29, 2005 9:26 AM

_______ startles everyone with remarkable intuitiveness, inventiveness & inquisitiveness. Mysterious yet revelatory, sensitive and a bit naive, she/he is a fountain of positive energy. If you feel low all you need to do is to inject a dose of ______.  [report anonymous abuse]
 
Hehe! March 29, 2005 10:34 AM

A little little sugar, a little spice, and a little _____.  The makings of a cloying sweet, overly fluffy confection.  Just a little goes a long ... loooooooong ... loooooooooooooong way. 

(^ is it okay to laugh at myself?) 

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 March 29, 2005 4:33 PM

I think I need more practice but what the hell..here goes.

1) _________is every bit the doe-eyed gamin you would expect too see wandering the wicked streets of Metropolis. Oh no, I'm sorry, that's Batgirl.

2) When the skys are dark & forboding I can always count on _________to come to me and offer with an outstretched hand that umbrella I so urgently needed.

3) Pastrami on Rye, Bread & Butter, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Bacon & Eggs, Pancakes & Maple Syrup..........what was I talking about?

4) His/her words are like those strange hieroglyphics that are found in ancient tombs. You just know if you only understood what the f*uck _____________ was talking about you be such a better person. And your face would probably clear up too!



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 March 29, 2005 9:25 PM

_____'s definitely one of the most profound people I've met on Care2.  His/her thoughts dig deep into your psyche, creeping slowly up to the surface ... like that wedgie you just can't do anything about right now. 

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 March 29, 2005 9:36 PM

The Stones, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Ray ... they all ROCK! But they're nothing compared to _____.  He/she oozes coolness, leaving great, drippy blobs of ... I don't even KNOW what ... in his/her path. 

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Who wants this one....? March 30, 2005 1:52 AM

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You are the 1,000,000th visitor to __________'s profile. Click anywhere or press any key to begin downloading your virus.  [ send green star]
 
 March 30, 2005 5:16 AM

____________________ is so open minded his/her brains fell out.  Please send all donations to __________

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 March 30, 2005 6:00 AM

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*sigh* March 30, 2005 2:26 PM

We really need some fresh, new testies around here ...

Seeing _____'s avi for the first, time, I had that haunting feeling of deja vu.  I just KNEW I'd seen him/her before ... somewhere.  Hmmm ... I was standing in line, waiting to mail a package, perusing the posted notices ... oooohhhh!   

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okay...then March 30, 2005 2:37 PM

5.I had been troubled by the most wretched insomnia until __________________ entered my life. Now I sleep like the proverbial baby...at least when s/he's around.

6.______________________"s fantastic success in the world of prosthetics begs the larger question. Where in heaven did he get those pants?


7.Yeah , right..._________________'s no Albert Einstein but at least nobody's gonna be able to figure out how to make an atomic bomb from his/her doodlings.
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 March 31, 2005 2:13 AM

* i wake up this morning, and so was that day ruined. if it hasent been for _____ i had get straight to bed again.

*_____ is the coal that start a fire deep down in my cold heart, he/she makes me warm during the long dark teatime of my soul...

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 March 31, 2005 10:25 PM

Whenever I see ____________ on line I run for a sandwich, lock the doors and hunker down for some good old fashioned down home bullsh*t. 

________is like that little buzzing in your ear ..or that floating dot in your eye. Something you just need to get used to  and get on with your life. No one  said it would be easy.


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Well...yeah... April 01, 2005 8:17 PM

8.in the chilly hours and minutes of uncertainty I long to be clicking with _____________________. S/he's the reigning posting poster boy/girl of the 21st century.

9.You don't tug on Suoerman's cape. You don't spit in the wind. You don't find TESTIES like this growing on trees...Thank the Great Duck.

10.Along with increased frequency of urination, change in the shape and size of a wart or mole watch out for _______________________ and drink plenty of fluids.
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 April 04, 2005 10:56 PM

Okay, so you know those icky icicles that form on your nostrils when you're doing stuff outdoors in the dead of winter?  Well, ___ is SOOO not like those!  

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Uno... April 05, 2005 5:22 AM

That's wonderful. I'd ask 4 it but I don't want 2 B greedy.  [ send green star]
 
Go for it, Marty ... April 05, 2005 8:07 AM

I'm requesting another of yours ... see ya on the request thread! 

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okey dokey artichokey... April 06, 2005 5:43 AM

I'm heading for the request thread...but I think I got copied what you want.  [ send green star]
 
 April 06, 2005 6:14 AM

If U cn rd ths, thn U cn mk sns ov _____'s psts!

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...same vein? April 06, 2005 7:07 AM

I dnt no wht th hll __________________'s tkng abt...evr!  [ send green star]
 
 April 06, 2005 4:08 PM

_____ is the fried tofu to my stinky, dead, carrion meat.  Where else but on Care2 can such polar opposites meet and become such fast friends? 

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 April 06, 2005 5:02 PM

__________________ is sheer poetry. Not necesarily good poetry,  kinda like that modern stuff that doesn't rhyme or make much sense...but definitely sheer.  [ send green star]
 
 April 06, 2005 5:27 PM

I didn't even want to be there.....but then I saw__________ and all my deepest fears proved to be true. ________ will suck you up and spit you out. And that's the good part!

__________is mysterious, self-sufficient and haughty.  She/He is so much like my cat but without the hairballs.

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Alrighty then, nicely. April 06, 2005 5:37 PM

Hey Lisa looka me...er you. Ya know your tiny avi doesn't come close to showing how pretty you are...I feel suddenly so attractive.

By the way Lisa and Stella check out the fine snarkiness Bijou just wrote. Available from the author.

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my first effort, be kind April 06, 2005 7:16 PM

you might think you know ______. You might even think s/he's a nice guy/girl, but his/her parole officer just called and told me about his/her glue habit. s/he's just trying to gain your trust so s/he can come round to your house and steal stuff.  [ send green star]
 
Nice work Stella... April 06, 2005 8:05 PM

...keep it up.  [ send green star]
 
be kind I'm a newbie April 09, 2005 3:17 AM

___________ is warmer than your house on fire, sharper than a staple through the finger, faster than a mad man chasing you in the dark... oh wait, all those things suck...

Like a popsicle in summer, ______ will melt all over your hands, turn your mouth funny colors and stain your best shirt!  Yet you'll still chase that stupid van with the ringing bell.

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Julie... April 09, 2005 3:56 PM

I'd like to order this one:

Like a popsicle in summer, ______ will melt all over your hands, turn your mouth funny colors and stain your best shirt!  Yet you'll still chase that stupid van with the ringing bell.

See you on the who wants a testy(?) ordering thread.
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Yeah ... April 09, 2005 3:57 PM

that's a good one.   [ send green star]
 
stella April 09, 2005 4:07 PM

.... see you in the bar!

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 April 09, 2005 4:12 PM

_____ is the kind of person you like to have near when your brain is slumbering in dream-water and your soul has taken a vacation, you can always trust that she/he helps you finding your way back on track...   [ send green star]
 
 April 09, 2005 8:51 PM

The last thing I think of before I go to sleep is___________. The first thing I think of when I awake is___________. I gaze into the distance and think of ___________.
Oh my G-d! I'm going mad! Mad I tell you!

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will care2 allow this? April 09, 2005 9:39 PM

______ is a wonderful, loving person. The size of his/her heart is overshadowed only by the size of his/her ****. (Be sure to ask about the private photo album!)  [ send green star]
 
Let's try it. April 09, 2005 9:45 PM

May I have it?  [ send green star]
 
You're good, Julie! April 09, 2005 9:47 PM

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all warm & fuzzy April 09, 2005 9:50 PM

Of course Marty... but that will be two in a row from me... do you mind?

Thank you Uno! and Ditto

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She is good, isn't she and bad too? April 09, 2005 9:54 PM

No problem Julie. as Carl once said here..."The more the merrier." In orden?

Hi Uno.
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I got it Julie. April 09, 2005 10:05 PM

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 April 09, 2005 10:10 PM

Hi Marty! 

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oh...Uno... April 09, 2005 10:13 PM

*cmputer2*  [ send green star]
 
anonymous  April 09, 2005 10:20 PM

*cmputer2* ???  [report anonymous abuse]
 
Hey, Celly! April 09, 2005 10:21 PM

I think it was the vacuum-head 'puter:

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What?!? April 09, 2005 10:22 PM

You never made a typo?  [ send green star]
 
Celly... April 09, 2005 10:24 PM

you have to use your imagination! he left out the 'o'

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whoa April 09, 2005 10:25 PM

poor Celly was attacked!!!  [ send green star]
 
anonymous  April 09, 2005 10:26 PM

I know,  I know.

And no Marty, I have never, ever, ever made a typi inn myu whple lifed.

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anonymous  April 09, 2005 10:27 PM

I feel so... attacked!!!!  [report anonymous abuse]
 
harrumphh. April 09, 2005 10:28 PM

I'm going to bed...I hope. Good night all.*hearsmile*  [ send green star]
 
 April 09, 2005 10:29 PM

I'm testy, ?  [ send green star]
 
Good night, Marty! April 09, 2005 10:29 PM

Sweet dreams. 

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 April 09, 2005 10:32 PM

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anonymous  April 09, 2005 10:34 PM

Yes, goodnight Marty......

Quick! Now he's gone lets take over this group and turn it into something worth our time! Mooooo ha haaa haaaaaa!

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Will this plan ... April 09, 2005 10:39 PM

benefit your evil cult?  If so, I'm in! 

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 April 09, 2005 10:44 PM

I'm in just because I love the evil laughter! It's inspiring & scary all at once

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No one does evil laughter ... April 09, 2005 10:47 PM

like Carl ... check it out about a quarter-page down on this thread: http://www.care2.com/c2c/groups/disc.html?gpp=3193&pst=66444&archival=

Tres wicked!! 

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anonymous  April 09, 2005 10:56 PM

I would click the link, but it might be too evil for my computer to handle....  [report anonymous abuse]
 
well...i orden... April 10, 2005 3:20 AM

...what's going on? Is this group suddenly worthwhile? If so, I'll have wee part of it?  [ send green star]
 
 April 10, 2005 5:02 AM

 ha!!!  ha!!!  ha!!!  ha!!!

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 April 10, 2005 5:04 AM

laugh a day keeps the D:r away

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Thanks, Carl! April 10, 2005 9:18 AM

<---- NOT evil laughter

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Marty ... April 10, 2005 9:19 AM

Please ... what is "i orden" mean? 

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 April 10, 2005 1:37 PM

Shorts that don't give you a wedgie whilst bike-riding, a wild night of partying with out the Barf ... these, along with _____, are a few of my favorite things.  Lalala. 

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 April 10, 2005 1:53 PM

If you have a headache, take a pill. If you have a blister, lance it 'til all the oozy stuff comes out.  If you need a friend, call _____ ... he/she's like a pill and a pointy lance all rolled into one. 

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I orden, Uno... April 10, 2005 2:11 PM

Anniina told me "i orden" is Norwegian for okay. However since I have begun overusing it she informs me that it does not precisely mean okay. Erego, not only have I been overusing it I've been over-misusing it. I orden?  [ send green star]
 
Incidentally... April 10, 2005 2:15 PM

...I so dig the new TESTIES, especially the second one. I don't want to be greedy, so I won't ask...but if nobody claims it in a few days...well...?*hearsmile*  [ send green star]
 
Hey, Marty ... April 10, 2005 3:02 PM

I think you're my biggest fan ... let me know when you want it! 

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i take this one... April 10, 2005 3:12 PM

If you have a headache, take a pill. If you have a blister, lance it 'til all the oozy stuff comes out.  If you need a friend, call Carl... he's like a pill and a pointy lance all rolled into one. 

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Zut... April 10, 2005 3:18 PM

Carl just asked for it...on the other hand he's someone who wouldn't mind sharing a TESTY,I bet.

Oh Carl...?
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up for grabs April 11, 2005 12:56 AM

______ is truly a godsend. I had completely given up on ever feeling happiness again, and then, like a light at the end of a desperately long tunnel, I found _______ and she/he turned me onto his/her "massage" parlour... Happiness is here again! and again! and again!!!  [ send green star]
 
 April 11, 2005 11:22 AM

Being friends with _____ is an exercise in depravity, immorality, and corruption.  Is it any wonder everyone loves him/her so much? 

(NOTE:  This one arrives complete with smiley)

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anonymous my first attempt (go eazy on me - Hope I can send one) April 11, 2005 8:16 PM

___ is so dreamy, he/she makes me smile and gives me starry, crescent shaped eyes. If only he/she didn’t have that raging case of herpes…

____ is like my favorite song. If I listen to him/her long enuf, I start hearing the voices in my head and soon I start to disco.

Last time ____ went to the doctor he/she was diagnosed with a strange case of rosacia from severely depressed and homosexual fleas.  Please pray for his/her speedy recovery.

Wow! ____ looks so hot dressed up as Darth Vader!

(comes with the )


___ makes me feel all warm and light inside. Kinda like I just peed my pants.

So there I was running naked thru the forest when a giant grizzly jumped out & grabbed my neck.. Suddenly _____ saved me when he/she ran by naked as a polecat and shocked the sh*t outta the bear!

You know how they say people look like their pets - Did you know ____ owns a hideous mutant piranha with a severe case of acne?

The lab called. Your brain’s ready.

(that last one is a rip off of an old bumpersticker lol)

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ELES... April 11, 2005 8:41 PM

I personally have nothing against ripoff TESTIES(See the TESTY trouve thread). I think your offerings are splendid...in fact I ordered one on the TESTY ordering thread. Meet me over there, okay?  [ send green star]
 
 April 12, 2005 4:55 PM

When you really listen to _______  the words begin to effect you like large doses of  hallucinogenics.  [ send green star]
 
 April 12, 2005 10:19 PM

If you're like me and enjoy the alluring scents of stale tobacco, discount liquor, cheap women, and water fowl, you're sure to love ________ just as much as I do.

7 out of 10 prison inmates actually prefer the taste of __________.

Like a sultry summer evening, _________ makes me all sweaty until I stick to the furniture.

Wild, passionate, gratuitous anal monkey-love, on the beach is __________ in a nutshell.

My Grandma went on vacation to Mexico and all she bought me was this crappy testimonial.

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 April 17, 2005 1:47 PM

Located on the X chromosone, the MAO gene and _____ have been the subjects of many a recent study as primary role-players in criminal or aggressive behaviors. 

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 April 17, 2005 2:14 PM

Recent research has indicated that no less than 4 mutations in _____'s gene structures were located, resulting in a metabolization of his/her neurotransmitters.  Soooo ... that explains it! 

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 April 17, 2005 2:19 PM

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Uno ... April 17, 2005 8:44 PM

...you are taking the EDU-TESTY to new heights.  [ send green star]
 
anonymous  April 17, 2005 8:47 PM

I would say so.

How did the 72 pages of proof reading go?  Obviously you picked up something. . .

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Hi John... April 17, 2005 8:49 PM

...How are your groups going?  [ send green star]
 
Can you believe ... April 17, 2005 8:49 PM

I'm still working on it? Almost done.  [ send green star]
 
anonymous  April 17, 2005 8:51 PM

Well, I was gone to work for like 3 hours and there was a HUGE uproar at my "Down with Dubya" group.  A few people left.  But I e-mailed them and asked them to come back.

"Chicago Jobs" is still in it's baby period.  Don't expect that one to pick up for a while.

"UEPC" is steadly growing, but not many are posting as I had hoped.

Thanks for asking.

And yours?

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anonymous UNO April 17, 2005 8:52 PM

UR still working on it???  WOW. . .so I expect to that i will need a dictionary for a few weeks after you finish to understand what you say?  [report anonymous abuse]
 
Woohooo! I'm done! April 17, 2005 9:51 PM

Finis!  Durchgeführt!  Terminado!  Accompli!  Completato!  完了される!  완료하는!  完成!  [ send green star]
 
Alright Uno! April 17, 2005 9:59 PM

First my taxes. Now your daughteers paper. I posted a TESTY for Justin on the thread you started. I sent it too.

John...my groups are all doing okay...Vice Party started first but it's slowed down. Compulsive Clickers is steadily growing. This group as you've probably noticed is a nuthouse/freakshow and I mean th
at in the nicest way. Plus  have a feeling we may get busted for chatting here instead of one of the bars.
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 April 18, 2005 2:15 AM

My group is really sucking!  Someone help me please.  It is for first time parents.  This does not mean only people with babies.  It means people raising children for the first time!  Help! Help!  Join and post, and I will love you forever!  [ send green star]
 
Anniina to the rescue ! April 18, 2005 3:56 AM


Check your group for new posts...
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Melissa April 18, 2005 3:59 AM

Sorry, cant help you there...

But...

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 April 18, 2005 4:00 AM

Oh, while I'm at it; Check the 'place your orders here thread' as well, will you?

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Melissa... April 18, 2005 6:30 AM

I didn't post because my kid is eight and I thought it was for parents of newborns. I'll go see if I can say anything worthwhile (...as if.)


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The Rebecca Collection April 21, 2005 7:36 PM

I haven't written any prefabs yet, so here goes (all off the top of my head, of course)

"Yodel-ay, yodel-ee, yodel-oh! ______ is the greatest online yodeler I ever did hear! Yessiree! (Whaddya mean it's all in my head? I can hear it plain as day!) Go on, _____, give the folks a yodel ..."

-- I think that one needs work

"_____ is like a drop of honey on toast ... he/she will melt into your heart and make it all sticky."

"My canoe glides across the lake, barely leaving a ripple. Then _____ swims by and suddenly my canoe is capsized by the wake left by ______'s witty comments and chatty jargon! Watch out for _______; he/she likes to rock the boat!"

"Wow ................................................................. _______ has left me speechless."

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 April 22, 2005 2:28 AM

when you stagger around in the early morning, trying hard to remember if you got a home, and if so, where it is, and you see a light at the end of the tunnel and find yet another bar, wich you cant resist to enter, you can be sure that _____ is allreaddy there waiting to hold you company...  [ send green star]
 
 April 22, 2005 10:26 AM

Rebecca, may i please have tthe yodeling TESTY? I'll meet you on the ordering thread.  [ send green star]
 
 April 22, 2005 9:15 PM

If ever you need ANY help (smuggling the goods, burying the body, bribing the judge), just call ______. Those 18 years in the mob must be good experience for something...  [ send green star]
 
 April 22, 2005 9:21 PM

______ is truly the sweetest person I've ever met! Tastes a little like Juicy-Fruit soaked in molasses and dipped in Splenda... but not in a yucky way.  [ send green star]
 
 April 23, 2005 8:10 AM

well..I've been listening to some good music this morning, and I have these prefabs to offer you....never done this before, so ......

_____ is obsessed, not with movies, but with movie theatres, s/he hangs around inside pretending s/he works there....s/he asks the people how the movies were, but s/he never goes inside to see them...

_______ s/he's a snakeskin...with her/his obsessive love of  70s gay pornography. S/he collects them all, and alphabetizes them, but s/he doesn't alphabetize them by the movie, but by the porn star...which is just...really sick...

________, many of you know her/him, many of you don't, but growing up on the streets of Spanish Harlem was not easy for her/him.. the only joy s/he ever found in her/his sad existance was the music of the streets, the music of the people, the music of Anarchy, the music of freedom....the music of Julio Iglesias...

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 April 23, 2005 9:53 AM

I called________ hoping for some sage advise. S/he had no tyme to parsley out any advise and refered me to rosemary. Apologies to Simon & Garfunkel

All alone in the dark, thinking of _____. Slowly my eyes adjust and there s/he is just like I dreamed........dead drunk on the floor with a pickle in each hand.

Like the running water of a broken toilet, like the flickering  of that damn light_________will really get on your nerves if you don't supply her/him with the right parts.

Man, I don't freakin' believe it! I knew someone just like________in High School.

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Daphne's first dozen attempts...are these what you are looking for? June 01, 2005 1:41 AM

1. _____ is hotter than a Georgia asphalt on a sunny August afternoon. Call the Fire Marshall. She/he's on fire!

2. _____ grows on you like kudzu in the Mississippi summer.
                ....like grass in a meadow.
                ....like fungus on old bread.
                ....like mold & mildew in a damp basement
                ....like mistletoe on an oak.           

3. What can I say about ____? Nothing good, and my mother always told me if I can't say anything good, then say nothing at all.

4. Mice, and rats, and bugs better hurry. Turn on lights, and watch them scurry. Even moths will begin to flurry when in my group you flop.

5. You make DEATH look very cool.

6. I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
        ....Well, your spouse, for one. 
        ....Well, STDs, for one.
        ....Well, you.

7. Your eyes, your hair, your complexion! Ah! Vampires must be so jealous!!

8. Man, you are like the grooviest. Far out. Like, you're way out there, man. Hey, like, I dig your vibration, man.

9. I went to bed with you on my mind and had nightmares all night.

10. I went to bed with you on my mind and had fun dreams all night.

11. You remind me that life is worth living. Thank you.

12. ____ is the kindest people I know. He/she helped me when I was in deep, dark depression to know that it could be worse...much worse.

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more testies on offer-- June 01, 2005 3:12 PM

1. _____ reminds me of a thoroughbred running for the roses in the Kentucky Derby. S/he always gives it his/her best and wins the race.

2. What's up, doc? Take a wrong turn at Albuquerque? Then you need to meet _____ because she/he will set you straight!

3. You'll be calling "Wildfire" after you taken a ride with _____. S/he was born to be wild!

4. Move over Woody Allen! ____ can tell you all you ever wanted to know about sex but was afraid to ask...and even some things you still don't want to know!

5. If _____ were a rock concert, the tickets would cost over $500. S/he is that good a rocker!

6. When I was down and in the dumps, _____ lifted me up and put me in a proper landfill.

7. _____ is an very friendly and caring person. Why we had barely met, and s/he was already concerned about what I was wearing!

8. ____ is like that annoying song you can't get out of your head.

9. If birds of a feather flock together, then _____'s flock is a flock of ______  (choice: chickens, buzzards, hawks, eagles, crows, etc. Must specify what kind of bird.)

10. I've never met anyone like ______. More's the pity. We need more folk like him/her.

11. _____ is like a good cup of dark roasted European coffee...nice and strong.

12. _____ is like a good book... you can't wait for each and every word and then mourn when there is no more to read.

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even more testies... June 02, 2005 12:45 PM

1. What I learned about sex as a youth was all from locker room gossip and Jackie Collins. All the rest I'm learning from _______'s group-- _______.

2. I never knew there were so many things you could do with a banana, a cucumber, or even a zuccini until I met ______. What an eye opener!

3. Ever heard of a blasting zone? Well, never get on the cross side of ______ or you will discover what it means. Dynamite should be so explosive!

4. _____ is a jack/jenny of all trades. Is there anything he/she doesn't know?

5. Tropical beaches, wading in the shallows, palm trees swaying, sipping a rum-based drink from a coconut... Ah, ______ makes me dream of such things!

6. Heat wave! Burning like a heat wave! Just reading _______'s posts, I get this burning feeling all over. ______ is really HOT!

7. Fire! Help me, I'm burning! ______ is just way toooooo HOT for me! Someone help me please!

8. Oh, baby. You want to have some fun times? Then go read any of ______'s posts. That man/woman is a riot!

9. _____ ought to be in the movies. She/he is just too gorgeous/handsome not to be seen worldwide!

10. _______ is one of the most intelligent people I have ever met. If Einstein were alive, he'd be jealous.

11. _____ is like water to a person whose been walking through the desert-- such compassion is rare.

12. _____ is one crafty person. She/he is so talented and full of wonderfully creative ideas.

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I'm still trying to get the hang of this.... June 02, 2005 5:49 PM

1. ______ is slicker than a chased greased hog.

2._______ is as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full o' rocking chairs.

3. ______ is as wild as a peach orchard hog.

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still trying June 02, 2005 6:05 PM

1.  Friends may come and friends may go, but _____ is as rock solid as cement and you are stuck with him/her.

2. Beauty, grace, and honesty, all fine qualities that you can/can not  expect to see in _______.

3.   ______ is the shadow that follows you everywhere, even into the bathroom.

4. A greater sex partner you will never find.

5. Sarcasm, mockery, and chaos, ______'s work is never done.

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Great stuff Tracy... June 02, 2005 7:22 PM

More, more, more.
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here's some more.... June 02, 2005 8:03 PM

1. An ounce of _______ is worth a pound of friendship; or a pound of potato chips.

2. Never have I seen such devotion in a man/woman as I have see in ______. He/She is there for you until the end.

3.  Like a wave upon the sand, ______ comes and goes, leaving you wet and salty.  (can you put that on care2?)

4.  To know _____ is love him/her.

5.  Like yesterday's newspaper, ______'s only purpose in life is to be at the bottom of the bird cage.

6. Look out world, here comes _______.

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oh no! more testy from THAT woman???? June 02, 2005 11:05 PM

1. _____ made me write this testimonial lest s/he broadcast my deepest, darkest desires all over Care2. So, here is your testy. Now...start broadcasting!

2. It's not often I am moved to write such lofty sentiments in words, but knowing _____ the way I do... I'm still unmoved. 

3. Hey, _____, how many more profiles must I write these stupid testimonials for? Haven't you tired of making up IDs yet?

4. Ah, seeing your real photo inspires me to burst into song... "I like big butts, and I cannot lie..." Big butt-ed women of the world unite!

5. I never knew anyone who could do what you described in your sex group. Are you sure you didn't break the laws of biology there?

6. ______ offers the greatest recipes online. Everyone is a winner too.

7. ______ is a world-class (knitter, skiier, hand-baller, etc. Must choose your field here) ______ is an inspiration to us all.

8. If it is true that we each have a magical power animal, then ______'s must be a (choose your power animal) because s/he radiates this energy so powerfully.

9. If ______ were a treasure, s/he would be pure (choose your gemstone, precious metal, pearl, etc.) because s/he is rare and precious.

10. ______ assures me that the little green men will not come for me as long as I stay on his/her good side.

11. _______ assures me that the men in the white coats won't come for me as long as I don't annoy him/her.

12. _____ is the best thing since sliced granite.

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 June 03, 2005 12:15 AM

wow!....better get thinking  [ send green star]
 
hey hey... June 03, 2005 3:10 AM

none of that...we've done fine without thought so far.  [ send green star]
 
New Prefabio! June 03, 2005 11:04 AM

jawo.gif happy birtday, sexy!

OR

jawo.gif good morning, sexy! and thank you.

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 June 03, 2005 11:14 AM

  • I thought I was all alone in the dark and then ______appeared!
  •  Holy Sh*t! You damn near scared me to death!

  • Was that________up against the wall, legs spread, hands where I could see them? Oh no, sorry , my mistake.

  • If I could just get________to write me back then I'd know what to say. But as it is I have to just sit here making it up as I go along.

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even more from you know who June 08, 2005 10:06 AM

1. _____ is like the Balm of Gilead on my broken heart. _____ is a holy ointment of blessed healing.

2. ______ may not be a saint, but s/he sure has lots of fun and is never lonely!!

3. _____ reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Knowing her/him is like doing the Time Warp again.

4. Never, and I repeat never ever get on the wrong side of ______ unless you like high quality arse kicking.

5. How many times have I longed to run my fingers thru _____'s hair, or what's left of it, and drink deeply of his masculine ardor!

6. How many times have I yearned to take _____ in my arms, trace his/her neck with my tongue, and then bite that immortal bite!

7. Garlic! Always there is garlic in ______'s blood! How's a vampire to survive on this?!

8. _____ haunts my days and my nights, leaving me breathless with an anticipation that makes my spine tingle and my body quiver.

9. ____, I don't know who is cuter-- you or your dog/cat.

10. _____ typed into my life and filled me with multiple dangling participles of pure pleasure.

11. I never knew before I cyber-met ____ that you could have a whole conversation with only "OOOOOOOOH!"

12. _____ is a troll, and I mean that in the sincerest way possible.

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Some more testies...enjoy!! June 08, 2005 11:09 AM

A spoonful of honey helps the medicine go down and it does, just look how well _____ turned out.

Horehound is a perennial plant, what? You thought a prime example was _____? Shame on you!!

Cure for headache- Relax in dark quiet room and have _____ lick your toes. The headache goes right away.

A cup of Baileys cream coffee and _____, who needs anything else?

Strong antibiotic properties with unusual abilities to grow "things" larger. Just ask  ______ all about it.

Everyone wants a bite of _____. He/she benefits circulation, lowers cholesterol, dilates blood vessels.

_________  used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Hey __________  It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.

_________ thinks that the trouble with life is there's no background music. Will someone fix this please?

_______ doesn't suffer from insanity, he/she enjoys every minute of it.

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Ordering... June 09, 2005 2:13 AM

Who's the biggest TESTY whore ever.

May I PLEASE have, from...

...Ryvre...
Onan doesn't suffer from insanity, he enjoys every minute of it.

...Daphne...
How many times have I longed to run my fingers thru Onans hair, or what's left of it, and drink deeply of his masculine ardor!

...Tracy...
An ounce of Onan is worth a pound of friendship; or a pound of potato chips.
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I love the smell of TESTIES in the Morning. Who'da guessed? June 09, 2005 2:15 AM


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 June 09, 2005 2:29 AM

sent  :X  [ send green star]
 
Here you go Martti... June 10, 2005 6:25 PM

testymoanyal.png

Hope you like it...

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I don't just like it.... June 10, 2005 7:19 PM

...I LOVE IT!!!  [ send green star]
 
 June 10, 2005 8:01 PM

...Glad you like it. I just made another one and sent it to a friend...  [ send green star]
 
hmm, to early for this.... June 12, 2005 3:57 AM

1.  ______ is just like naval fluff.  Gaze into his/her naval for inspiration.

2. ______ could never be a creepy guy/gal, because he/she is beyond all that.

3. Just like a 'possum after garbage, ______ will shred you and then play dead.

 [ send green star]
 
 June 12, 2005 5:25 PM

Magick, can you make a geneic TMA testy just for birthdays? It'd be the perfect b'day gift from here.   [ send green star]
 
 June 12, 2005 5:26 PM

generic    typos grrrr  [ send green star]
 
 June 12, 2005 5:34 PM

Sure thing Daphne!

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How's this Daphne? June 12, 2005 5:48 PM

HBtesty.png  [ send green star]
 
 June 12, 2005 6:49 PM

whoo hoo! You are GoooOOOOoooDDD!! That is lovely! Thanks, Magick.  [ send green star]
 
 June 12, 2005 6:56 PM

...to tell you the truth,I honestly have no idea what I am doing ...I just started playing around with this software I got a while ago...it's entertaining and you are very welcome! Let me know if I can do anything else for you  [ send green star]
 
Here are a few... June 14, 2005 12:45 PM

...up for grabs...

How many times must we go over this _______?...RAID is not a personal hygiene product!!

If you ever need someone to talk to, someone to be there for you no matter what...Don't call _______...unless, of course, it's HAPPY HOUR and you are buying!

Placing ________ anywhere in your home is guaranteed good Feng Shui!

 [ send green star]
 
anonymous Tracy M. June 14, 2005 12:51 PM

Can I borrow this one to send to Onan???

2. ______ could never be a creepy guy/gal, because he/she is beyond all that.

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 June 14, 2005 2:51 PM

of course martti, I mean melissa   [ send green star]
 
 June 15, 2005 11:16 PM

Wait a minute....I think you mean Milissa.  [ send green star]
 
 June 15, 2005 11:40 PM

ooppps, hit the wrong button...

sorry to all involved.....

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well... I'm confused now...surprize!...but, Magick.... June 16, 2005 3:06 AM

...may I please have this gem?

If you ever need someone to talk to, someone to be there for you no matter what...Don't call Onan...unless, of course, it's HAPPY HOUR and you are buying!
 [ send green star]
 
anonymous MAGICK! June 16, 2005 3:37 AM

I didn't know you made those buttons!  Wow...  may I send in some
requests? 
Hugs,
Carolyn
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 June 16, 2005 7:27 AM

Sent Onan!

Carolyn...buttons? What buttons? What did I do now......It's early and I'm confused

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anonymous Lyric Testies? June 19, 2005 12:57 PM

How bout a new line of lyric/satire testies. Stuff that everybody knows.  I know Daphne and Bijou already had a few....but just off the top of my head....


___s land is your land. ___land is my land.
____'s land was made for you and me.


Koo Koo Kachoo Mrs./Mr. ____. Jesus/We all love(s) you more than you can know. Woe, Woe, Woe.


____ was a bullfrog. He was a good friend of mind. I never understood a single word ___ said but I helped him/her drink his/her wine. And ___ always has some mighty fine wine!


___'s bad. ___'s bad. Ya know it!


____, the two of us need look no more... we both found what we were lookin for. With a friend to call my own, Ill never be alone. And you _____ will see, that you got a friend in me.


___ain't nothin but a houndog. Cryin' all the time.  ____ain't never caught a rabit so that makes him/her a friend of mine.

I saw ___ today at the reception. In his/her glass was a bleeding man/woman. He/She was practiced at the art of deception.
I could tell by his/her blood-stained hands.  ____ can't always get what ___ wants.


And how 'bout some Star Wars quote testies?  Again, just off the top of my head....


Aren't you a little short to be a Storm Trooper, ____?

Into the Garbage Chute, __.

___ can have a powerful effect on the weakminded. These arent the droids you're looking for...


___'s mind is never on the present. Never his/her mind on what he was doing..hmm, where he/she was going.. hmm!

 
___'s no moon.  ___'s a space station.

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more musical testies... June 20, 2005 8:03 PM

1. I fall to pieces each time I see ____ again.... ______ walks by and I fall to pieces.

2. Here _____ comes again, looking beter than a body has a right to, and shaking me up so that all I even know is here _____ comes again, and there I go!

3. _____, don't forget to remember me, my love.

4. ______, how deep is your love? I really want to know.

5. _____, I shoulda known better with a boy/girl like you that I'd love everything that you do, and I do! Hey, hey, hey. And, I do.

6. Ahoo! Who's that I see walking thru these woods? Why, it's little red riding hood, err, uh, I meant _____!

7. I wonder who wrote the book of love? I bet _____ did. Talk about a love god/goddess!

8. ______, can you read my mind? Do you know what it is you do to me?

9. Hey, _____, I close my eyes only for a moment, and the moment's gone.... and so are you. Rats. Gotta keep my eyes on you!

10. Please help me I'm falling in love again. _____always brings out the best in a gal.

11. Please, ____, please don't play B17. It was our song. It was his/her song, but it's over.

12. Come on, ____, let's do the twist. Oh, come on, ____... It goes like this-- <twist, twist>

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anonymous For Star Wars Quote Testies :) June 25, 2005 2:06 PM

I keep forgetting to post these free Star Wars gifs to go with the SW testies.

1
<img src="http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/212/627383534/testy_stuffs/R2D2-01.gif">


2

<img src="http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/212/627383534/testy_stuffs/DeathStar-01.gif">


3
<img src="
http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/212/627383534/testy_stuffs/DogFight-02.gif">


4

<img src="http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/212/627383534/testy_stuffs/Storm-01.gif">
(Arent you a little short to be a Storm Trooper?? lol)


5

<img src="http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/212/627383534/testy_stuffs/Han-01.gif">


6

<img src="http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/212/627383534/testy_stuffs/Sabers-03.gif">



7<img src="
http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/212/627383534/testy_stuffs/Sabers-02.gif">


45<img src="
http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/cache/derivative/2/6/2665730.jpg">


Oh and since Daphne mentioned Patsy and Dolly...

I go out walkin' after midnight, out in the moonlight, just hopin' ___ may be... somewhere a-walkin' after midnight, searchin' for me.

They let ____ dream just to watch him/her shatter. ___'s  just a step on the boss man's a' ladder. But ____'s got dream he'll never take away.

And a tasty :

Ill take a seasoned order of fries with Ranch dipping sauce please...and a glazed donut..and a bottle of anything....to go.


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thinking this would be perfect for a little weiner we all know and love... July 03, 2005 1:45 PM

Eles, would a pic go with these modified versions of your testy? --

Ill take a baguette with Brie, some apples, and a bottle of Burgundy to go with _____...

Ill take some peanuts, crackjack, and a hotdog to go with ______

(If you want to send it, cool. Otherwise, can you design it so even an idiot like me can send it please? Thanks.)

 [ send green star]
 
 July 05, 2005 6:38 PM

_____ has a sort of crunchy granola style that makes me want to pour soy milk all over him/her and eat him/her up! 

 [ send green star]

 
 July 05, 2005 6:50 PM

hmm...
Have we ever tried dedicating prefabios to other people? Like, could I say I'd like to send that crunchy granola one to...oh, maybe...MR INCREDIBLEGO, for instance?    [ send green star]
 
Soo ... July 05, 2005 7:05 PM

Should I send it and see if he accepts?  Because, you know, he is the epitome of crunchy granola style. 

 [ send green star]

 
Okay ... July 05, 2005 7:08 PM

I sent it ... I hope he doesn't reject it ... I'll feel really hurt 

 [ send green star]

 
Well you could put that rejection... July 05, 2005 7:11 PM

...off on me because it was my to send it to him. But i bet he accepts it.  [ send green star]
 
He accepted! July 05, 2005 9:07 PM

But I should've mentioned the dedication ... I suck

 [ send green star]

 
Ohh... July 05, 2005 9:20 PM

...I don't thik the dedication is a big deal. And i think you're swell!  [ send green star]
 
anonymous  July 06, 2005 2:54 PM

Sorry Daphne-did you ever get teh YUMMY Code? If not its:

<img src="http://dingo.care2.com/c2c/emoticons//yum.gif">

And I'll take some new testies. Anything with song/food/cage/feet etc all muzzled in together ?

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 July 10, 2005 9:42 PM

Thanks, ELES. I'll have to try it soon.   [ send green star]
 
 July 29, 2005 9:20 PM

A Rotating Testy  [ send green star]
 
OMG.... July 30, 2005 3:24 AM

....it's fantastically amazing. Can we idiot code it for the technically impaired?  [ send green star]
 
Sure, Martti ... July 30, 2005 8:16 AM

<img src="http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/374694550/99__Animations/testy.gif">

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By the way ... July 30, 2005 8:17 AM

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 August 09, 2005 7:26 PM

Rotating Testies SUCK!  [ send green star]
 
Can someone give me that one, please? August 09, 2005 7:26 PM

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 August 09, 2005 7:29 PM

<img src="http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/galleries/albums/374694550/99__Animations/testiessuck.gif">

 [ send green star]

 
My pleasure Mama mia. August 09, 2005 7:40 PM

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Available...any takers? August 09, 2005 7:53 PM


Hi sexy.  [ send green star]
 
Hmmm ... August 09, 2005 7:58 PM

that's freaky.  *okay* ... I'll take one! 

 [ send green star]

 
anonymous  August 09, 2005 7:59 PM

I got one!  [report anonymous abuse]
 
Bubblina... August 09, 2005 8:02 PM

...coming your way.

Sexy Jeff... for accepting it.
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Hey... August 09, 2005 8:05 PM

...do you think one of those might cheer Caedwyn up? Or am I just an asshole?  [ send green star]
 
Hmmm ... August 09, 2005 9:08 PM

that's a good question ... I mean ... you're not an asshole! 

I'm just not sure if Caedie will like it ... although I think it's pretty funny. 

It's worth a try, Martti ...

 [ send green star]

 
Thank you, Martti ... August 09, 2005 9:10 PM

for the absolutely frightening testy! 

 [ send green star]

 
OK have I missed somehing? August 09, 2005 9:20 PM

Uniino, Uno, hey girlfriend! I thought we were fighting FOR rotating testies and now I get a testie that says rotating sucks. Whazzup??? Help me out here, why are you against them? I love them!   [ send green star]
 
OK have I missed something? August 09, 2005 9:20 PM

Uniino, Uno, hey girlfriend! I thought we were fighting FOR rotating testies and now I get a testie that says rotating sucks. Whazzup??? Help me out here, why are you against them? I love them!   [ send green star]
 
It's a joke, Ryvre! August 09, 2005 9:22 PM

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It's a joke, Ryvre! August 09, 2005 9:22 PM

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D'oh! August 09, 2005 9:22 PM

I guess you know that, huh? 

 [ send green star]

 
Does anyone have the balls ... August 09, 2005 9:23 PM

to send one to those who actually do hate rotating testies? 

I don't. 

 [ send green star]

 
 August 09, 2005 9:25 PM

Your hilarious Uno!

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I think ... August 09, 2005 9:26 PM

I messed up on Eles's.  Eles ... please delete the testy I sent you so I can resend it! 

 [ send green star]

 
There are some ... August 09, 2005 9:27 PM

who would disagree with you, Ryvre! 

 [ send green star]

 
 August 09, 2005 9:32 PM

Well, I am very happy your my friend Uno! I get on care2 and always cant wait to see what y'all are up to.  [ send green star]
 
 August 09, 2005 9:35 PM

 

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 August 09, 2005 9:35 PM

Ok, I have only been at care 2 for a couple of months, and I have to ask this(You can all laugh at me after some one explains) What in the hell are rotating testies????  ok I feel better now.  [ send green star]
 
 August 09, 2005 9:38 PM

  Right back at ya girlfriend!

Good Night everyone. My hubby is yelling for me to get in bed. hehehe...

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anonymous  August 09, 2005 9:40 PM

An excruciatingly painful condition.  [report anonymous abuse]
 
 August 09, 2005 9:49 PM

  Ask a stupid question...  [ send green star]
 
Hi Rebecca ... August 09, 2005 9:57 PM

Since Jeffrey can't be serious for even one moment, let me explain. 

When you view your profile, 4 testimonials (testies) show on the right-hand side.  Some people have more than 4 testies (testies ... not testes), but before rotating testies came about, you could only see the 4 most recent testies given.  Not they "rotate" ... every time you refresh a profile page, different testies will show. 

Viola!  Rotating Testies! 

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You don't have enough testies ... August 09, 2005 10:01 PM

to rotate, but I just gave you another one.  The lingo "Testy Check" means to check your front page for a new testimonial ... usually uttered by the sender to the sendee. 

Hang around here long enough and beg for testies (be a Testy Whore) or just make a regular appearance and you, too, will have enough testies for rotation purposes. 

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Rebecca... August 10, 2005 6:29 AM

...I just sent you one.  [ send green star]
 
Thank you, August 10, 2005 11:45 AM


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 August 10, 2005 11:49 AM

Wow, I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of typing and my computer freaked out. Anyway, as I was saying thank you for explaining and thank you for the testies.  I guess I'll have to beg for some more, because I was just told that I have to be nice for people to send them to me on their own. Since I'm somewhat of a smart-@ss I guess I'm screwed!*LOL*  [ send green star]
 
Not here. August 10, 2005 3:20 PM

Here we award smartasses.  [ send green star]
 
 August 10, 2005 10:19 PM

Ok I'll start begging now. I want a smartass testy.  [ send green star]
 
 August 10, 2005 10:23 PM

And, I am about to sedn you a winking Daphne testy... if I can remember how ELES told me how to do it. Hmmmmmm Ok, hang in there. I will get it to you. I know I put my cheat sheet somewhere here near my laptop....  [ send green star]
 
 August 10, 2005 10:29 PM

My next goal is to learn how to send them!  [ send green star]
 
LMAO! August 10, 2005 10:31 PM

Be careful what you ask for Rebecca!

And btw, check your testies. 

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 August 10, 2005 10:33 PM

To learn how to send them go to the thread Pics in Testies! ELES has explained it all there.  [ send green star]
 
 August 10, 2005 10:38 PM

Yes, testy check, Rebecca. I haven't yet found the winking Daphne, but I sent you a smartass award...  [ send green star]
 
 August 10, 2005 10:39 PM

I'll do that, Thanks you guys, the testies are great, now when I'm told I'm a smartass, I can show people my award!  [ send green star]
 
 August 10, 2005 10:42 PM

^ 5s Daphne. Woohoo we done good girlfriend!

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 August 10, 2005 10:45 PM

^5s back atcha. Whoo hoo. We need a lot more smartasses actually.  LOL  [ send green star]
 
 September 13, 2005 7:24 PM

Smartass testies? Could they be the testy wave of the future? Am I missing out on this critical social link in the chain? Am I doomed to be uncool forever now?  [ send green star]
 
No way... September 13, 2005 8:54 PM

...Caedwyn you've just invented the Smartass TESTY...a sure claim on eternal coolitude.  [ send green star]
 
Ummm ... Caedie ... September 13, 2005 8:59 PM

You could not be uncool if you tried. 

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 September 13, 2005 10:07 PM

Anybody want this in a TESTY?

GET OUT OF THIS GROUP NOW!

DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO POST A RESPONSE.

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Thank you Marti September 15, 2005 2:42 PM

    FOr my most perfect testimonial to date.

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Robbi... September 15, 2005 6:26 PM

...so glad you approved.  [ send green star]
 
 June 04, 2006 5:31 PM

"_____ is a trendsetter. He/she never fails to come up with something new and exciting that inevitably catches on and spreads ... kinda like Herpes." 

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Oh Unito... June 04, 2006 9:18 PM

...may i have one of the above, please.  [ send green star]
 
Of course, mon Martito ... June 05, 2006 10:42 AM

 

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 June 05, 2006 12:45 PM

would that go w this pic Marty?

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OOh Lor.... June 05, 2006 12:56 PM

....that is nice. *thumbs*

...and TYVM for the TESTY!
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anonymous  June 05, 2006 1:14 PM

Hey Lor, so much for the cool new testie today...could I get that little kid too???  Pretty please???

I you!!!

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 June 30, 2006 7:51 AM

You guys are too much!  If anyone wonders where to find me, I am

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Thanks for the laughs...I needed them!

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Thanks Sandy... June 30, 2006 9:58 AM

.....back atcha.  [ send green star]
 
 July 01, 2006 1:50 PM

Glad you liked them, Marty.  [ send green star]
 
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