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Pretty Good Joke... January 26, 2007 2:02 PM

Wife: "Honey, pack your bags!  I just won the lottery!"

Hubby: "Oh... uh... wow, that's great.  Um... should I pack for the mountains or for the beach?"

Wife: "I don't care - just get the hell out!"
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anonymous very good.. June 24, 2006 8:19 PM

..not good news for me though as I never would have thought of the plug (ha ha)..  [report anonymous abuse]
 
A man was touring a nursing home June 23, 2006 4:03 AM



A man was touring a nursing home with the head administrator, when he asked a

question: "What criteria do you use to determine when a person has lost his

faculties enough to require institutionalization?"


"Well, we have a simple test," said the administrator. "We put them in a room

with a bathtub full of water, give them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket, and

tell them to empty the tub."


"I see," said the man, "a rational person would use the bucket, so that the job

would get done quicker."


"No," said the administrator, "a rational person would pull the plug. Would you

prefer a bed near the wall or near the window?"


This joke was submitted by Steve D., of North Ogden, Utah. Thanks Steve!

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anonymous Loved the engineer one, thanks x June 18, 2006 7:37 AM


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Another Pretty Good Joke June 16, 2006 6:14 AM


3 Engineers are debating about God.


The 1st engineer says, "God must have been a mechanical engineer because of how the whole muscle/skeletal system is designed."


The 2nd engineer says, "No, God must be an Electrical Engineer because of how the Central Nervous system is designed."


The 3rd engineer says, "You're both wrong. God must have been a Civil Engineer... because only a Civil Engineer would run a sewer line through a recreational area."

This joke was submitted by Randal C., of Charlotte, North Carolina. Thanks Randal!

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A Pretty Good Joke- from the Prairie Home Companion April 21, 2006 3:57 AM

A Prairie Home Companion


A recent newsworthy item stated that there was a murder

at the local fish market.


A woman killed a gentleman just for the halibut.


He was hard of herring, it was later found.

This joke was submitted by James B. of Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. Thanks James!

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