man was touring a nursing home with the head administrator, when he asked a
question: "What criteria do you use to determine when a person has lost his
faculties enough to require institutionalization?"
"Well, we have a
simple test," said the administrator. "We put them in a room
with a bathtub full
of water, give them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket, and
tell them to empty
"I see," said the man, "a rational person would use the
bucket, so that the job
would get done quicker."
"No," said the
administrator, "a rational person would pull the plug. Would you
prefer a bed
near the wall or near the window?"
This joke was submitted by Steve
D., of North Ogden, Utah. Thanks Steve!
Engineers are debating about God.
The 1st engineer says, "God must have been a
mechanical engineer because of how the whole muscle/skeletal system is
The 2nd engineer says, "No, God must be an Electrical Engineer
because of how the Central Nervous system is designed."
The 3rd engineer says,
"You're both wrong. God must have been a Civil Engineer... because only a Civil
Engineer would run a sewer line through a recreational area." This
joke was submitted by Randal C., of Charlotte, North Carolina. Thanks
recent newsworthy item stated that there was a murder
at the local fish market.
A woman killed a gentleman just for the halibut.
He was hard of herring, it was
later found. This joke was submitted by James B. of Chambersburg,
Pennsylvania. Thanks James!