Ahem..this is pretty darn amusing.. July 26, 2005 7:14 PM
12 STUPID reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married.
-->and why the reason is stupidNeither are eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children??And straight parents only raise straight children?And Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful??women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal... NOTbecause the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.That's why we have only one religion in America.And hanging around tall people will make you tall.And a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract?! I think not.That's why single parents are forbidden to raise childrenWhat, because we haven't adapted to things like cars or a longer lifespan??Yes because separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
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