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3 years ago

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers .

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

3 years ago

awwwwwwwww, Lynn, that's really cute! I wonder how long it took for him to put on all those shoes on all those feet!

3 years ago

A New Pet

The guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

3 years ago

Ariel, thanks for the laugh. As Cheryl says, some of them are so true!

3 years ago

Thanks Ariel, these really gave me a good laugh! And unfortunately, some of them really are true!

5 Rules to Remember in Life
3 years ago

5 Rules in Life

3 years ago

This is another and I really enjoyed it. I remember when my parents "retarded" and travelled back and forth to a place in an adult trailer park in Hemet, CA. When I read the above I couldn't help but remember some of those things happening, like "...the man in the doll house."

Thanks, Lynn. Really had a good laugh.

Retarded Grandparents
3 years ago

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay on how they spent their holiday away from school.

One child wrote the following:

'We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.

They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore!

They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck centre, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.  And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.  The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked centre for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.  Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.'

3 years ago

LOL Lynn! That is so cute! That poor little boy trying to get used to someone following him all the rest of his life.

I have to admit that it certainly sounds like it!

Shirley and Marcy
3 years ago

Shirley & Marcy

A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.

The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor girl he knew. She did this for the whole week.

As the two kids walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy 's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. Finally she said to Timmy, 'Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?'

Timmy nonchalantly replied, 'Yeah, I know who she is.'

The little girl said, 'Well, who is she?'

'That's just Shirley Goodnest, 'Timmy replied, 'and her daughter Marcy.'

'Shirley Goodnest? Who is she and why is she following us?

'Well,' Timmy explained, 'every night my Mum makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm, it says, ' Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!'

The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face shine upon you, and be gracious unto you; the Lord lift His countenance upon you, and give you peace.



May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today and always

3 years ago

AAAHHH! I can't see the picture! Can you see it?

She named him Dick. lol
3 years ago


She named him Dick!
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3 years ago

Hi Ariel! Now I see the link. It was hidden by the grey bar. Boy, if it was coned off I guess he thought the rules didn't apply to him. One heck of a way to find out that they do! I wonder how much the repairs would cost? Maybe getting a new Porche would be cheaper!! lol
 

3 years ago

Hi there Lynn! He snuck on.....?  Yes, karma must be result of his sneaking! Can you imagine starting the engine up to leave and the wheels don't even spin? I can't imagine the sound they must have made!  

3 years ago

I read the article attached to the picture. Apparently, the porche owner snuck on to the construction site. I guess he didn't belong there.  Karma, anyone? lol

3 years ago

Hello Cheryl, the link is under the photo, the last line, and the link works!

3 years ago

Ah, Ariel - good to see you! I just can't stop myself from laughing at this picture. What kind of nut would park his Porsche (or any car) on wet cement? I'd love to hear the story behind it. Thanks for this entertaining situation!

3 years ago

Porsche stuck in wet cement

 

 

Porsche Stuck in Wet Cement, http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/porsche-stuck-wet-cement-proves-karma-exists-210302568.html

 

From Yahoo news

 

porsche stuck in wet cement

3 years ago

I love the last sentence! And I've always wondered about the tortoises. No wonder they finally reach a destination before certain others -- because the others all died off!!

Thanks, Lynn. Really cute!

Profound Information from Maxine
3 years ago

HEALTH MESSAGE (please give me a break)



As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass.


It's the tortoise life for me!


1.  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.


2.  A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.


3.  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.


4.  A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.


And you tell me to exercise??  I don't think so.


I'm retired.  Go around me!

3 years ago

Great jokes Lynn and Cheryl

3 years ago

LOL Cheryl....that hilarious!!

3 years ago

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3 years ago

Those are really good, Lynn! My favourites are #9 and its relative #5.

The baby twins video is no longer available, but there was a cute one with a cat in the baby's crib and the baby couldn't get to it from the outside.

Some of the best moments captured on video are those totally unrehearsed, especially with babies and little kids.

THANKS FOR THE GOOD LAUGHS! We should be laughing many many times each day for good health!

 

3 years ago
Ten things to ponder.....

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
 
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
 
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky, not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?

Number 2
In the ‘60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1
Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers – what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

… and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age -- it doesn't last that long ."



3 years ago

In the above video, if you let it play after the twins video is over, you'll see some other very cute ones.

3 years ago

Baby twins make fun of daddy's sneeze


http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?lid=24038709&vid=27929320

3 years ago

LOL thanks Ariel.  Very funny video of HeeBow!

3 years ago

A video dedicated to me? Oh, Ariel..I didn't know you cared! lol  That was very funny and with my absurd sense of humor I was picturing Heebow being tackled and everyone was stepping on his beard. Thank for the laugh.

3 years ago

This is for all the football (U.S.) fans and for Lynn G.     Enjoy!

 

Heebow - Jewish Football Star

 

3 years ago

Oh boy, I really enjoyed those two jokes, Lynn and Les. I needed that laugh! Thanks to you both!

 

joke
3 years ago

An Illinois man  left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.


A funny!
3 years ago

Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam, applying for his citizenship papers.


He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.


He was then
asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile, responded:

"Last
vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."

3 years ago

That's cute Lynn. I really relate; I don't know whether it's because I have too much on my mind, or what, but sometimes I can't remember simple things/words that used to come easily to my mind. It's most disturbing! 

Thanks, Lynn. At least there's a few other people out there with the same problem.

Here's another one from my animal jokes file: (Didn't I do this one somewhere already?)

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I'll post this one too just in case I already did the one above - talk about memory loss!

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Taking a Memory Class
3 years ago

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

3 years ago

That's really good, Mary. Thanks!

3 years ago
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3 years ago

(P.S. to above: see thread "Changed Back to Old Format...")

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3 years ago

Oh my, sorry Lynn, I missed this last post of yours! Okay, I'm going to try to flip back to the old one. I remember reading somewhere about it.

I had no idea that was happening. So that restricts my co-hosts from doing things they should be able to do. I don't get it - Care2 wants everyone to change but with THAT happening, or should I say NOT HAPPENING, it's not likely many will want to.

Okay... I'm off to try it right now!

 

3 years ago

So glad you enjoyed the puns and the card trick, Cheryl. I love puns and my Steve is the biggest punster. He thinks of them during a conversation and cracks us all up!

I kept looking at the magician's hands and what he was doing with the cards to see if I could see any "hanky-panky" going on, but I couldn't see a thing other than right before he brought the next cards out he shuffled the cards in his hand. How he brought up the correct cards? Beats me.... but it was very enjoyable.

Cheryl, I can't post an image and things I do post can't be changed because there are no icons on the top of this box. No way to change the font, font size, color, etc. I can only do those things in groups that have the old method of posting, where you have to click on "Reply to Post". I can post an image in those groups, too. Is it possible to change back to the old method of posting until Care2 straightens this out? I'm not able to give my all here! Please?

3 years ago

ssThose are really good, Lynn! I was going to post which one I liked the best but I kept reading the next and then the next and ended up liking too many to post "the best one only." There are some great minds out there that can put two and two together to come out with great meanings like those. Thank you.

Wow... that is the BEST card trick I've ever seen! Not only that, I got caught up in the story he was telling. lol Thanks again. Really enjoyable!


Puns for Educated Minds
3 years ago

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out it was only an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was fined for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: to transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

3 years ago

thanks Ariel i hope you are safe and sound after the storm

3 years ago

Ariel... I don't know how people will recover from that one. It's going to take a lot of man power to lift up that chair!! LOL Thanks for the good laugh.

3 years ago

lol

The East Coast Earthquake
3 years ago

Virginia quake

4 years ago

great one Kay lol

4 years ago

Ken doll......> Well, he still has his coffee cup and jammies.
 

That is a good one, Kay. You may just have started something if a Barbie manufacturer person sees that! Thanks for a good laugh. I am always amazed how many Barbies there are... and they will never get to a point where another one can't be thought up. Sheesh!

 

I'm right behind you, Lynn, almost treading on your toes!

    

4 years ago

LOL - Kay, that's so funny, and in most cases so true! Thanks for the laugh!

4 years ago

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
 
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
 
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?   We have: Work Out Barbie for £19.95, Shopping Barbie for £19.95, Beach Barbie for £19.95, Disco Barbie for £19.95, Ballerina Barbie for £19.95, Astronaut Barbie for £19.95, Skater Barbie for £19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.95'.
 
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £265.95 and the others only £19.95?'
 
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

4 years ago

Ilove these thanks Cheryl and Lynn couldnt you just imagine your doggies doing this lol

4 years ago

as  That is sooooooo FUNNY! I have a whole new set of wrinkles! The timing and stories the hands tell is so perfect. That's done by people who are great comedians.

Thanks, Lynn. Coming from that other thread, this was just wonderful to find.

4 years ago

Mary, thanks for thinking of me with a green star. I know you sent one to me recently, so you're not allowed to send another one.

 

Cheryl, that is one very well trained golden retriever. There's another video with two dogs in a "restaurant setting" that I think you and Mary will enjoy.

 

4 years ago

aa I laughed when I found this but I am totally in awe at how someone could put this together. There's a joke about looking like "a dog's breakfast" in the morning, so maybe that's what this means.


4 years ago

Lynn that jack russell jumping on the chair is hilarious he acts just like Benny my smalles rescue i cant send yoy a green star  for this

Thanks, Lynn :)
4 years ago

aa I got tears in my eyes watching those babies! That is soooooo funny. Thanks for giving me a great laugh tonight, Lynn.

 

That picture is priceless! Just who's the big baby here?! Isn't it great to see the funny side of life more often? Laughing is very medicinal and good for the heart and I'm sure other places on/in the body.

 

 

 

 

 

Is there something wrong with this picture?
4 years ago

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4 years ago

I'm glad you liked them, Cheryl. I think you'll enjoy looking at this video. It shows babies eating lemon for the first time. Hilarious expressions!

 

4 years ago

I can't tell you which one I enjoyed the best because they are all good! Thanks, Lynn. It feels so good to laugh out loud.

 

DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
4 years ago
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'
Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself..'
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'O K. Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
Joe: 'Really?'
Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'
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A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered. 'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
....................................................
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, looks like she's there.'
4 years ago

That's so funny, Cheryl. It's amazing how wording can change the whole concept of a story if the caption is written in a silly way. Thanks for posting that. I had a good laugh over it.

Funny Newspaper Headlines
4 years ago

from:

http://www.businessballs.com/quotes.htm#life quotes

 

-Couple slain; police suspect homicide

-Kids make nutritious snacks

-County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds

-Utah Poison Center reminds everyone not to take poison

-Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons

-Crack found in man's buttocks

-President wins budget; more lies ahead

-Local high school dropouts cut in half

-Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead 

-Man struck by lightning faces battery charge

-New study of obesity looks for larger test group

-Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25

-Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike Says

-One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers

-Fish need water, Fed says

-Astronaut takes blame for gas in space

-Alton attorney accidentally sues himself

-Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

-Miners refuse to work after death 

-Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

-Stolen painting found by tree

-Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout

-War dims hope for peace

-If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while 

-Man in diaper directs traffic

-17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree

-Coach fire - passengers safely alight

-Grandmother of eight makes a hole in one

-Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

-Police begin campaign to run down Jaywalkers

-Drunks get nine months in violin case 

-Eastern head seeks arms 

-Prostitutes appeal to religious Leader 

-Failed panda mating - veterinarian takes over

-British left waffles on Falkland Islands

-Teacher strikes idle kids

 

 

4 years ago

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I don't want to do things like other dogs. I want to be original!

 

4 years ago

I think I would like to have a cell phone like that. I loved the sound those phones made as you were dialing. And I am now used to not having to rush and have things perform fast, fast, fast - except for my computer, that's different. 

 

Quite a few of my pictures have disappeared also,  or they say "moved or deleted" and I haven't done that. It's maddening. I'm still having problems sending people emails, Lynn. Sometimes it works and sometimes it's just a scramble of code and words. I think Care2 is dealing with many problems right now and I guess we just have to be patient. Besides, what alternative do we have? NONE.

 

   

4 years ago

The phone is so cute. I'm certainly old enough to remember those dial phones!

I don't know why my picture disappeared. It's happening to a lot of people. Care2 problem again? I hope not.

July 30
4 years ago

I just got my new cell  phone, and it's one that I  can understand, and know how  to operate!!!

I got it at the "Verizon Cell Phone for Seniors store."

 

 

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I know some of  you are not old
enough to get this,
but  you can pass it on to  some
old person who  

needs a laugh  today!!!

July 30
4 years ago

Cat box is cute!! I get a red x for the above picture... is it coming through for you? I don't know why we are getting so many of these and 'popped' pictures.

 

Simon's Cat Cartoon
4 years ago

4 years ago

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 

 Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom
 and pulled him out.  When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
 news and bad news.  The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love....  I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.. 

How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!

 



This post was modified from its original form on 25 Jul, 12:32
4 years ago

Ha ha, that's a funny one, Cheryl.  Animations are wonderful, aren't they?

4 years ago

la I've got to be careful... if they catch me again they'll send me to the doghouse! cough... cough

 

 

4 years ago

aaThat is really good, Lynn. Very well thought out! Thank you... I needed a laugh!

 

THE FAMILY OF VINCENT VAN GOGH
4 years ago

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit loving cousin ----------------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh

 

THE DAILY LAUGH ~ JOKES, CARTOONS, ETC.
4 years ago

Bored?   Wan'na enjoy your day a little bit more? 

It's good to laugh, so how about posting a funny joke, cartoon or article that might make our friends chuckle.  As you know, "Laughter is the best medicine"!!

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