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hahahaha! Those are cute, Jill....thanks for sharing it with us.
A Beretta Jetfire testimonial. Here is her story:
While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus ... the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.
hahahaha! I went to a charity hospital in Houma once. Houma is surrounded by lots of water, and I'm sure alligators. lol
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
A father turned to his daughter and said, "Your young man approached me this afternoon and asked for your hand and I consented."
"But Father", cried the daughter, "I don't want to leave Mother."
"I quite understand," he said, "But don't let me stand in the way of your happiness....take your mother with you!"
Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one is a match!
hahahaha! I was just going to say how precious the baby was and then he turned into a 'chuckie' twin. Eeeks....scary little thing, Jill.