got any from games and character you have played.. wanna share them with us?..

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This was from a game I play, one of the characters said it to her mate

"Men Who Go Bad Then Make you Feel Gulty For One Tiny Girl on Girl Encounter"

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I HAD SEX! NO, not sex...I made love!

With a slayer!

My slayer!

Gawd, I am sooooo in love!!!!!

DAWN, BtVS: _a_new_hope

Willow's a vampire.
Willow's a vampire.
WILLOW'S A VAMPIRE! - DAWN, BtVS: _a_new_hope

Faith wrecked my car. - GILES, BtVS: _a_new_hope

I spoke with Rupert Giles...nice man...love the accent. Although he did sound a bit...on the edge. Guess I can't blame him...sharing a house with 20 something girls...lordy have mercy...hope they have more than one bathroom. - LORNE, BtVS: _a_new_hope

hello houston! We have a hot one! - LORNE, BtVS: _a_new_hope

That was so...UNLIKE Rup-Mr. Gi-screw it, RUPERT! There, I bloody said it, RUPERT!!!!! - ANDREW, BtVS: _a_new_hope

Played too hard with her I did.

Must make it better.

If those mean old' slayers hurt her, drain them slowly I will!

Cut their hearts out and feed them to them.

"You have a pretty heart, lovey...tastes yummy." - DRUCILLA, BtVS: _a_new_hope

She didn't believe me.

I told her the truth and she didn't believe me.

She hurt me.

My ankle...my ass.

That's right, I said ass...told ya, angry here! - WILLOW, BtVS: _a_new_hope

Bloody hell, why do I even bother? - GILES, BtVS: _a_new_hope

England..damn...got rain? - FAITH, BtVS: _a_new_hope

In my brief stay here at Slayer Central, I have learned 3 very important things…

Number 1…anything CAN and usually WILL happen.
Number 2…Bufkins and Red Rose ain’t no way, no how, ever gonna lose their groove…

And number 3…if ya wanna know EVERYTHING that’s going on…ask the always lovely Anyanka…the girl could put the CIA to shame. - LORNE, BtVS: _a_new_hope

If I hear dude one more bloody time.....- ETHAN, BtVS: _a_new_hope

And she smells like Skankcilla. - HARMONY, BtVS: _a_new_hope

Buffy looks like Willow.

Willow looks like Buffy.

Anya is in the Initiative.

Ethan is a pompous bastard. - GILES, BtVS: _a_new_hope

Too much clutter makes a messy house.

Why I told my little demons to get rid of the soldier boy.

All sick and dirty.

My green prince wanted medicine for him.

No time for medicine, dirty soldier goes bye bye.

Can't have him messing up my pretty party.

The music, the blood...all flowing sweetly as the starts dancein through the windows.

My little dollie won't be happy...mummy threw her dirty old toy away.

Mummy will make it all up to her...get her a shiny, pretty one...one that's not sick! - DRUCILLA, BVS: _a_new_hope

WILLOW ROSENBERG, IF YOU DO NOT GET ME DOWN FROM THIS CEILING THE WORDS BLACK AND BLUE ASS WILL SEEM LIKE HEAVEN IN YOUR WORLD!!!!! - BUFFY, BtVS: _a_new_hope

I sired Buffy...I attacked Reba and did I mention, I sired Buffy!!!!!? - WILLOW, BtVS: _a_new_hope

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Okay, this was about quotes from RPGs, not tv shows.
A couple of my personal best.
My hubby made the big GM mistake of trying to find a conventional-sounding name for a town. He looked at a map of NY, and decided on DIX. Did I mention this was a big mistake? 
A party of 2 guys and 2 girls, on the road to town.  The girls ride some distance ahead, spot a farmer with a cart.
"Excuse me, sir?  You see those 2 men riding behind us?"
"Ayup, recon I do."
"Well, we're bored with them, and we're looking for Dix."
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Same adventure, in town.  Both of the women are musicians, and both posess magical instruments which will play on their own after a certain amount of being played by the owner.  They also have conventional instruments.  They set up in the tavern, set the magic ones to playing, and join in, effectively making a quartet with just 2 people.
As people stare, we stare back at them, and I say "What, you're so offended by women playing with themselves in public?" to which my partner adds "And getting PAID for it?"  We got more money from one night in the tavern than we did in a whole week of looting the dungeon and the bodies of our enemies.

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It was our campaigns inside joke

ME:NO No more draocbaby lichen.
SHane GM: Say Dracobaby lichen one more time out of turn, say it sees what happens
Me: Dracobaby lichen
Hears dice rolling
GM smiles
Orez the Giant Cleaver is turned into a vampire and attacks the party

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those are great...lol

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We are going Rape loot plunder
and in unison eat the babies

I never under stood the song but we sang it and the qupte was funny

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you are the grass and I am the sickle

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