I'm a furry, you might know what that is. I'm a lizard inside, an Argonian, to be specific. Dark green scales and teal blue striped down my back and tail, brown eyes and horns, and black claws. I'm not "in touch" with an animal spirit, I AM an animal.
"Whatever." It's happened before, 2 years ago, robbery at my store, man put a gun in my face and when he told me to get down, I laughed and grabbed his gun and he ran. I do not fear anything anymore because I am morally and emotionally dead inside.
What Gives Me Hope
Life after death.
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
Outlaw everything, then jettison 90% of Earth's humans into space.
What/who changed my life and why
All B-horror movies with animals. Because it pains me to know that hundreds of people didn't die in real life.