A koala is sitting up in a gum tree... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "DAAAAYYUM dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
I am a little angel, I'm smaller than your thumb I live in people's pockets. That's where I have my fun. I don't think that you have seen me. I'm too tiny to detect. Though I'm with you all the time, I doubt we've ever met. Before I was an angel I was a spirit in a flower That God himself handpicked and gave special Angel power. Because God is so busy with many things to do, He said my mission was to keep an eye on you. So he put me in your pocket and he blessed you with Angel care. Then he told me to never leave you and I vowed to always be there.
1. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
2. I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity.-Edgar Allan Poe
3. The purpose of life is not to arrive safely at our grave in a well preserved body, but rather skid in sideways, totally worn out and shouting "Holy Sh*t, what a ride!!"
4. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!
Caribbean Monk Seal Extinct
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