Every full moon, I turn into a giant vampiric platypus and feed on American Idol contestants.
My Philosophy
Life is short: so cryogenics had better amount to something.
What Gives Me Hope
George Bush won't be president much longer
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
Staff my cabinet with crazy 70s robots.
What/who changed my life and why
Some guy from the future got bored and decided to come back and tell me everything that's going to happen between now and 2047. And what's that, exactly?
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