I think I was born an addict, like Kimmy was born a Christian. Another in a long line of drunks, vagabonds, and thieves...the grand flourish of a life of decadent excess broken upon the rocks - what the Bible calls a "flood of dissipation." No less than a well watered tumbleweed or some would say, tornado. Again: "if you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind." It that convoluted enough?