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Stuart O.

"Get more funding for research into Lab Meat and More Allotments!"

Bicester, SE, United Kingdom
male, age 44
married, 1 child
Speaks: English with smattering of Pythonese
Joined Dec 23, 2009

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What actually happened in Genesis!

In the first fiveth days, god madeth the heavens and the earth and all the stuffeth in it. And he declared to all the heavens and the earth that it was goodeth. And there was much rejoicing.
On the 6th dayeth he madeth man and declared to the heavens and the earth that it was goodeth. And there was much rejoicing (except for Satan and his followers who questioned the blatant endulgence of making man in his own image. He damanded a general election and was subsiquently bootedeth out of heaven).
On the 7th day god decided to have a resteth for he was knackeredeth. However by lunchtime he was bordeth and lo he created the Oxley family. God looked at his creation and declared to the heavens and the earth...

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. So the lord issued a declaration to all of heaven and earth. Thou shalt rest on the seventh day, lest you become knackered and make a right royaleth cock up!
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Joined Dec 23, 2009 Activist Aspirations Casual 
Here for Support a Cause, Other 
Group Host of none yet
Groups PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Pinnipeds, SEA SHEPHERD CONSERVATION SOCIETY - Outreach on Care2, Sea Shepherd Support Group, ThePetitionSite Center, Whale wars, Wild Cats of the World
Hometown Cloud Cuckoo Land, UK. 
Birthday July 31, 1973  
Languages English with smattering of Pythonese  
About Me Brilliant (ahem), Mysterious, Handsome and a Compulsive Liar except with the wife because she hurts me when I fib.
Also I'm a raving epileptic, uni-polar driven loony, with non-24 sleep-wake syndrome.
I write fantasy novels (yet to be published, I haven't tried yet, thats why).
Dedicated to my son and my long suffering wife.
Love growing my own food.
Reluctant Omnivore.
Complex sense of humour, but rubbish at telling jokes.
Love talking about things that matter, can't stand people who interupt to talk about mundane pointless stuff.
Honest but blunt! I don't believe in dressing up answers like MPs do (with the exception of some children).
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Pets A gaggle of gremlins under my bed., 4 cats, 2 snakes, 4 chickens, 1 goldfish  
Activist Aspirations Casual
Political Leaning Depends
Religions atheist, Realist and Anti-god/religion  
Eating Habits Omnivorous  
Wild Fact About Me I deliberately wear odd socks each day (yay, I'm a rebel)!
My Philosophy If it can't be proven, take it with a pinch of salt. The path to enlightenment is through fact and logic, plus a little bit of fun along the way.
And there's nothing so bad in the world that it can't be joked about, so long as you can take it seriously as well.
What Gives Me Hope Ice cream, Jelly beans and my medication (seriously; I'm an epileptic insomniac with suicidal tendancies and other stuff I'm not putting on here.)
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by Don't ask! Just don't get me started.
What/who changed my life and why David Attenborough because he got me interested in nature at an early age with his Life on Earth series.
What Bugs Me Jedward, Environmental destruction., Animal Cruelty, People who will believe anything., Illogical people., Voluntarilly stupid people., Noisy people  
Passions Lemming riding., Numpty chasing., Badger tickling., Sadist bating., Buffalo watching in Bogna Regis, Watching Gerbils playing tiddlywinks  
Inspirations My Son, Steven Hawking, The Time Lord known as the Doctor, Sir David Attenborough, Paul Watson and Crew  
What Scares Me The gremlins that chew holes in my socks, Running out of Dr Pepper., The TV breaking down., Pretty ladies they make gibber!, My Wife  
Role Models The Muppets, The small dangly thing in your mouth, Tungsten light bulbs, Marmite  
Quotation "More and more our imports are coming from overseas." George W Bush (genocidal maniac and incomprehensively stupid for a president).
Interests Paleontology, as above  
Books Many  
Music rock, Status Quo, The Prodigy, The Smashing Pumpkins, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Linkin Park, Lady GaGa, La Roux, Guns N Roses, Evanescense, Disturbed, Camilla Kerslake, Abba, Iron Maiden, John Williams (composer), Johnny Cash, The Animals, Little Boots, Girls Alo  
Movies Most Sci fi thats been in cinemas  
TV Shows Earth Story, Got to Dance, The X-Factor, American Idol, Steven Seigal LAWMAN, Dog Whisperer with Ceasar Millan, Monty Python's Flying Circus!, Cutting edge nature programs., Any Geology programs., Any Palaeontology programs., Extreme Universe, River Cottage, Battlest  
Favorite Foods Anything that tastes nice  
Favorite Places Anywhere in Nature that's quiet  
Can't Live Without Food, Oxygen, tv and computer, Dr Pepper  
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