"Get more funding for research into Lab Meat and More Allotments!"
Bicester, SE, United Kingdom
male, age 42
married, 1 child
Speaks: English with smattering of Pythonese
Joined Dec 23, 2009
The Natural World,
Growing my own food
My Page Billboard
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/more-allotments/ uk only, sorry.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/vicious-dogs/ uk only, sorry.
What actually happened in Genesis!
In the first fiveth days, god madeth the heavens and the earth and all the stuffeth in it. And he declared to all the heavens and the earth that it was goodeth. And there was much rejoicing.
On the 6th dayeth he madeth man and declared to the heavens and the earth that it was goodeth. And there was much rejoicing (except for Satan and his followers who questioned the blatant endulgence of making man in his own image. He damanded a general election and was subsiquently bootedeth out of heaven).
On the 7th day god decided to have a resteth for he was knackeredeth. However by lunchtime he was bordeth and lo he created the Oxley family. God looked at his creation and declared to the heavens and the earth...
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. So the lord issued a declaration to all of heaven and earth. Thou shalt rest on the seventh day, lest you become knackered and make a right royaleth cock up!
||Cloud Cuckoo Land, UK.
July 31, 1973
English with smattering of Pythonese
||Brilliant (ahem), Mysterious, Handsome and a Compulsive Liar except with the wife because she hurts me when I fib.
Also I'm a raving epileptic, uni-polar driven loony, with non-24 sleep-wake syndrome.
I write fantasy novels (yet to be published, I haven't tried yet, thats why).
Dedicated to my son and my long suffering wife.
Love growing my own food.
Complex sense of humour, but rubbish at telling jokes.
Love talking about things that matter, can't stand people who interupt to talk about mundane pointless stuff.
Honest but blunt! I don't believe in dressing up answers like MPs do (with the exception of some children).
||Introduce yourself to Stuart
A gaggle of gremlins under my bed.,
Realist and Anti-god/religion
|Wild Fact About Me
||I deliberately wear odd socks each day (yay, I'm a rebel)!
||If it can't be proven, take it with a pinch of salt. The path to enlightenment is through fact and logic, plus a little bit of fun along the way.
And there's nothing so bad in the world that it can't be joked about, so long as you can take it seriously as well.
|What Gives Me Hope
||Ice cream, Jelly beans and my medication (seriously; I'm an epileptic insomniac with suicidal tendancies and other stuff I'm not putting on here.)
|If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
||Don't ask! Just don't get me started.
|What/who changed my life and why
||David Attenborough because he got me interested in nature at an early age with his Life on Earth series.
|What Bugs Me
People who will believe anything.,
Voluntarilly stupid people.,
Buffalo watching in Bogna Regis,
Watching Gerbils playing tiddlywinks
The Time Lord known as the Doctor,
Sir David Attenborough,
Paul Watson and Crew
|What Scares Me
The gremlins that chew holes in my socks,
Running out of Dr Pepper.,
The TV breaking down.,
Pretty ladies they make gibber!,
The small dangly thing in your mouth,
Tungsten light bulbs,
||"More and more our imports are coming from overseas." George W Bush (genocidal maniac and incomprehensively stupid for a president).
The Smashing Pumpkins,
Guns N Roses,
John Williams (composer),
Most Sci fi thats been in cinemas
Got to Dance,
Steven Seigal LAWMAN,
Dog Whisperer with Ceasar Millan,
Monty Python's Flying Circus!,
Cutting edge nature programs.,
Any Geology programs.,
Any Palaeontology programs.,
Anything that tastes nice
Anywhere in Nature that's quiet
|Can't Live Without
tv and computer,
||Introduce yourself to Stuart