Stuart O. 1  

"Get more funding for research into Lab Meat and More Allotments!"

Anon, England, United Kingdom
male, age 39
married, 1 child
Speaks: English with smattering of Pythonese
Joined Dec 23, 2009

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My Petitions

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/fund-lab-meat

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/more-allotments/  uk only, sorry.

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/vicious-dogs/ uk only, sorry.

What actually happened in Genesis!

In the first fiveth days, god madeth the heavens and the earth and all the stuffeth in it. And he declared to all the heavens and the earth that it was goodeth. And there was much rejoicing.
On the 6th dayeth he madeth man and declared to the heavens and the earth that it was goodeth. And there was much rejoicing (except for Satan and his followers who questioned the blatant endulgence of making man in his own image. He damanded a general election and was subsiquently bootedeth out of heaven).
On the 7th day god decided to have a resteth for he was knackeredeth. However by lunchtime he was bordeth and lo he created the Oxley family. God looked at his creation and declared to the heavens and the earth...
whoops...

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. So the lord issued a declaration to all of heaven and earth. Thou shalt rest on the seventh day, lest you become knackered and make a right royaleth cock up!