In the first fiveth days, god madeth the heavens and the earth and all the stuffeth in it. And he declared to all the heavens and the earth that it was goodeth. And there was much rejoicing. On the 6th dayeth he madeth man and declared to the heavens and the earth that it was goodeth. And there was much rejoicing (except for Satan and his followers who questioned the blatant endulgence of making man in his own image. He damanded a general election and was subsiquently bootedeth out of heaven). On the 7th day god decided to have a resteth for he was knackeredeth. However by lunchtime he was bordeth and lo he created the Oxley family. God looked at his creation and declared to the heavens and the earth... whoops...
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. So the lord issued a declaration to all of heaven and earth. Thou shalt rest on the seventh day, lest you become knackered and make a right royaleth cock up!
Brilliant (ahem), Mysterious, Handsome and a Compulsive Liar except with the wife because she hurts me when I fib.
Also I'm a raving epileptic, uni-polar driven loony, with non-24 sleep-wake syndrome.
I write fantasy novels (yet to be published, I haven't tried yet, thats why).
Dedicated to my son and my long suffering wife.
Love growing my own food.
Complex sense of humour, but rubbish at telling jokes.
Love talking about things that matter, can't stand people who interupt to talk about mundane pointless stuff.
Honest but blunt! I don't believe in dressing up answers like MPs do (with the exception of some children).
I deliberately wear odd socks each day (yay, I'm a rebel)!
If it can't be proven, take it with a pinch of salt. The path to enlightenment is through fact and logic, plus a little bit of fun along the way.
And there's nothing so bad in the world that it can't be joked about, so long as you can take it seriously as well.
What Gives Me Hope
Ice cream, Jelly beans and my medication (seriously; I'm an epileptic insomniac with suicidal tendancies and other stuff I'm not putting on here.)
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
Don't ask! Just don't get me started.
What/who changed my life and why
David Attenborough because he got me interested in nature at an early age with his Life on Earth series.