6 More Ridiculous Products Made ‘Just for Women’

Did you know that there is a laptop, pen, beer, chocolate bar and even a car specifically designed for women?

What makes these products so woman friendly? Well, lots of pink of course and many other “feminine” features that will make you roll your eyes again and again.

Adding insult to injury I’ve come across another 6 ridiculous products specially made with a woman in mind. Take a look for yourself at the list below and decide which is the most ridiculous (I’m partial to the gloves).

1. Pretty Tools

You wouldn’t think the words “dainty” and “hammer” would go together, right?


For all you women, you can purchase your very own Pretty Tools (pictured above) and “use the dainty hammer to take out your frustrations with style” or “bury your troubles with the cheeky little garden spade.”

The tools for your home, office, garden and garage come in floral, paisley and safari designs to “match your mood.” I don’t know about you, but when I want to get a job done, I don’t care what the tools look like; they just need to work.

2. Pink Tools

If floral, paisley or safari prints don’t suit your mood, maybe pink will do.

At Sears you will find a large variety of pink tools for your choosing, including a 30-piece pink tool set with “pink-accented soft grip handles that make this set fun and comfortable to use.”

You can also find a pink storage box, pink tool chest, pink tool belt, pink cordless drill and case, and much, much more.

I expect this kind of pinkification in a toy store or the baby aisle of department store, but Sears, too?

Photo credit: Sears

3.  Dream Man Arm Pillow

When you’re done using your pink and floral tools around the house, you are going to need a good night’s rest. But what if you’re single or your loved one is out of town?

Well, that’s where the Dream Man Arm Pillow comes in.

“Cuddle up to this cotton man arm pillow for a restful and comforting sleep…This arm pillow is soft and cozy and will wrap around your body to keep you nice and warm when you don’t want to sleep alone…providing a secure sense of comfort.”

The notion that a woman needs a man in bed to feel a “sense of comfort” or to have a “restful and comforting sleep” is entirely sexist, and this product is completely ridiculous.

Photo credit: Overstock

4. Pump Gloves

Add pumping gas to the list of things women can’t do without a man. Until now! That is if you purchase your very own set of Pump Gloves, a “new line of stylish and protective gloves to keep a woman’s hands safe from the ‘Gunk at the Gas Pump.’”

The gloves are “designed to protect a woman’s hands and manicure” and “add comfort and class to pumping gas.”

What about pumping gloves for men? Don’t they deserve to add comfort and class to their pumping gas experience? (Sounds ridiculous, am I right?)

Photo credit: Creative Madness

5. Sleep Pretty in Pink Ear Plugs

Anyone can use ear plugs, right?

Seems like a really gender neutral product, but not anymore with the introduction of Sleep Pretty in Pink Ear Plugs, the first pink brand which is now the number one selling brand of foam ear plugs in the U.S.

With such popularity you would think it would make good business sense to market to both men and women, but then they would have to drop the pink branding.

Photo credit: Hearos.com

6. Flying Lady Golf Balls

I’ve never played golf, but I guess now I can because there is a pink golf ball made just for me.

It is specially designed to react better with a slower swing (which I would have as a woman, of course). Plus, it’s pink, which as a woman is naturally my favorite color.

Now I wonder if there are any pink golf bags or clubs that I can get to match my pink golf balls?


Photo credit: Whiners Golf

Photo Credit: Pretty Tools

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Panchali Yapa
Panchali Yapa1 years ago

Thank you

Donna Ferguson
Donna F.1 years ago

asinine products!

Don Swanz
Don Swanz2 years ago

KATHY P: Maybe it's just me. Good answer. Still laughing. Don and I CAN! :-))

Kathy Perez
Kathy Johnson2 years ago

i LIKE the pink tools

Hailey Gladden
Hailey Gladden2 years ago


Don Swanz
Don Swanz2 years ago

LOIS K; KUDOS! Well said. STAR on the way. Don and I CAN! :-))

Lois K.
Lois K.2 years ago

I laughed at every one of these, and then shook my head in amazement at the fact that people must be buying them, or else there wouldn't be web pages and adverts for them all over the place. Some other thoughts I had:

Chocolate just for women? Honey, ALL the chocolate is for women! Hand it over, and nobody gets hurt!

Well, at least if the tools are pink and/or flowery, the woman's boyfriend/husband won't steal them. But they are probably not very good quality, either, so you are better off going to a hardware store and shopping around for the same tools men use. Side note: I refuse to buy ANY pink-for-breast-cancer products. These pink-ribbon products have turned into a money-making industry, with little of the money going to research. It is all a big scam. Don't fall for it.

Those pillows actually look kind of comfy....

I had no idea that the color of my ear plugs mattered so much. No wonder I can't get a good night's sleep! I'm wearing stupid purple ear plugs, or sometimes white ones!

Gas gloves? This is a thing? Why aren't they pink? They can't be very effective if they're not pink!

Yes, there are other golf products to go with the pink golf balls. Haven't checked, but I can guarantee it. How do you expect women to play golf if all of their stuff isn't pink? The courses probably have pink golf carts and sand traps, too!

LMj Sunshine


LMj Sunshine


Don Swanz
Don Swanz2 years ago

IRINA B: Absolutely correct; as men always have been, are and always will be territorial - not as much as ancient man though - as it is in our genes.

OFF TOPIC: Have not found your Petition as yet. That being said , let me see if I have this right; according to your home page; you are a practicing Jew; who is a state licensed minister (what faith and/or religion) who is also of the wiccan faith. Meandering religions is probably an understatement and I guess when you come to the fork in the religious road, you take it? Don and I CAN!