START A PETITION 27,000,000 members: the world's largest community for good
START A PETITION
x
1,282,495 people care about Politics

9 Funny Things That Would Win Against Congress in a Popularity Contest

  • 2 of 2

5.†Paris Hilton

We donít like Hilton because:

Yet we like her a little bit more than Congress because:

 

6.†Dog Poop

Why we donít like dog feces:

  • Well, it smells.
  • American dogs create 10 million tons of poop each year, which in turn seriously pollutes waterways.
  • Just think of how many plastic bags are wasted in an effort to clean up our poochesí waste. (Buy biodegradable, dog owners!)

Yet we like poop a bit more than Congress because:

 

7.†Donald Trump

Why we donít like the Donald:

Yet we like him a bit more than Congress because:

 

8.†Traffic Jams

Why we don’t like traffic:

Yet we like it a bit more than Congress because:

  • At least all traffic jams are eventually cleared and we can make our way home. Gridlock in Congress can stop critical legislation indefinitely.

 

9. BP

Why we donít like oil giant British Petroleum:

Yet we like the company a bit more than Congress because:

 

  • 2 of 2

Read more: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Photo credits: Putin by IoSonoUnaFotaCamera, Hilton by Jennifer Su, Trump by Gage Skidmore.

have you shared this story yet?

some of the best people we know are doing it

90 comments

+ add your own
12:59AM PST on Dec 4, 2013

Thanks

8:27AM PST on Nov 14, 2013

bahahah

7:52PM PDT on Oct 15, 2013

ty

4:40PM PDT on Oct 15, 2013

Thanks for the levity during this horrible time. These people must stop this insanity. Lots of innocent people are without pay, going hungry, while they just sit back and let the paychecks roll in.

Please help by calling, visiting, or writing these people and telling them to cease and desist.

http://cantor.house.gov/contact

http://www.speaker.gov/contact

http://sarahpalininformation.wordpress.com/sarah-palin-contact-information/

Tell the GOP to do their jobs: 1 - 888 - 811 - 7024

Read more: http://www.care2.com/causes/tea-party-hijacks-million-vets-rally-while-real-vets-continue-to-suffer.html#ixzz2hpwIBJ7Q

11:50AM PDT on Oct 14, 2013

It's good to know that cockroaches are not the worst thing going.

8:52PM PDT on Oct 13, 2013

Forgot head lice.

1:37PM PDT on Oct 13, 2013

RE. Those who prefer Congress to roaches. After 2,5 mill years, Roaches have not put planet earth in jeopardy, re Nuclear weapons,and that great HOAX!!,Climate change.absolutely have!,(the Pacific is getting VERY hot!.)
No Homo sapiens is MUCH worse.Especially the Corrupt clowns in Congress/Senate.of the USA.

1:23PM PDT on Oct 13, 2013

Ths lowly Roach has been on this planet,2.5 million years. Must have something going for it. UNLIKE CONGRESS!.

1:15PM PDT on Oct 13, 2013

unfortunately none of them (including Congress) is very funny.

12:10PM PDT on Oct 13, 2013

think the BART union & management is less liked in San Francisco Bay area than congress since neither side can't make a settlement to end an upcoming strike. 400K+ commuters are being hijacked by the two groups.

add your comment



Disclaimer: The views expressed above are solely those of the author and may not reflect those of
Care2, Inc., its employees or advertisers.

Care2 - Be Extraordinary - Start a Care2 Petition
ads keep care2 free
CONTACT THE EDITORS

Recent Comments from Causes

(misjudged this one) I know for certain that if I saw an animal, any one in dire need, I would attempt…

thank you for posting the article,,, very uplifting

meet our writers

Lindsay Spangler Lindsay Spangler is a Web Editor and Producer for Care2 Causes. A recent UCLA graduate, she lives in... more
ads keep care2 free

more from causes




Select names from your address book   |   Help
   

We hate spam. We do not sell or share the email addresses you provide.