Beware! Strontium in Water Will Turn You Gay!

The Mayor of a little town on Peru’s coast is blaming the presence of the metal strontium in its water for increased homosexuality in his town.

José Benítez, Huarmey mayor, says:

“Unfortunately Strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we’ll be as Tabalosos, as other towns, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality.”

Tabalosos is located in the department of San Martin, in the interior of Peru — where the water comes from. Some years ago a Peruvian television program said that its population was predominantly homosexual, an image according to Tabalosos’ mayor, Jorge Luis Vasquez, ‘which is costing us.’

“Young people have low self-esteem by this stigma,” said Vasquez.

Vasquez has described Benítez’s comments as nonsense and has asked him to prove what he says or to apologize.

Benitez’s words have also caused outrage among the Tabalosina population.

Benítez made the comments during an opening ceremony for a local “Water for All” project.

Strontium is naturally occurring and mined for many uses, particularly in glass for color cathode ray tube televisions as it filters out x-rays. Levels in human remains have been used to locate where individuals come from, including in ancient burial sites in Peru.

Dr. Robert Castro Rodriguez, dean of the College of Pharmaceutical Chemistry of Lima, told Peruvian radio that large amounts of strontium in the body can cause bone cancer, anemia and cardiovascular complications — but not homosexuality.

Last year, Bolivian president Evo Morales said that chicken eating causes homosexuality — and baldness.

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101 comments

Silvia G.
Silvia G5 years ago

So sad that such an ignorant became the mayor... funny though, you better laugh than taking him seriously, anyway, has anyone on Earth taken him seriously?

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Bruce S.
Bruce S5 years ago

"Beware! Strontium in Water Will Turn You Gay!"

Thanks for the tip.


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James M.
James M.5 years ago

wow i didn't know water can make you gay. Stupid people shouldn't make assumptions

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Elvina Andersson
Elvina A5 years ago

Well its really awesome he discovered this............ lets put it in everyones water so the population of the world might decrease!

honestly though, i cant do anything but laugh at this guy...

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Tom Y.
Tom Y5 years ago

"Last year, Bolivian president Evo Morales said that chicken eating causes homosexuality — and baldness."

Ah, Coca Evo! Never one to disappoint in his criticisms of sick, decadent, chicken-eating capitalism! What a terrible place the Northern Hemisphere must be!

But isn't it good to have a simple answer? No more complexities of homo-emotional deprivation, no fantasizing or eroticizing, no inculcated desire to ingest the attributes from an idolized partner of one's own sex... just ingest poultry! Or strontium.

These charges are on a level with the West African claim that a handshake with a foreigner will cause one's penis to retract back into the body and vanish.

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sherry l.
sherry luciano5 years ago

What will people think of next?

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Mary S.
Mary S5 years ago

The stupidity of some people knows no bounds.

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Francisco Pires
Francisco P5 years ago

Water-gay?? No, never heard.

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Joe Shults
Joe Shults5 years ago

Interesting but stupid.

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Danuta Watola
Danuta W5 years ago

thanks for sharing

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