CDC: There Is No Impending Zombie Apocalypse

When Rudy Eugene attacked the sleeping Ronald Poppo in Miami by reportedly chewing off his face, many people responded to the shocking nature of the event with humor, suggesting that maybe Eugene was actually a zombie. The reaction makes sense – it’s difficult to process such a horrific event, and easier to respond to such an incomprehensible act by suggesting that the perpetrator wasn’t really human.

Unfortunately, there’s corner of the internet that wasn’t in on the joke and is taking the attack, along with a few other similar high-profile crimes, as evidence of a “zombie apocalypse.” Even Gawker, a high-profile news and entertainment blog, ran a piece suggesting that the end was nigh, pointing to a series of “ominous” events and suggesting they might indicate the spread of a zombie virus. The timeline presented is obviously forced – for instance, a group of students breaking out with a rash at a Florida high school is suggested as the start of the virus – even though none of those students has, to anyone’s knowledge, gone on to gnaw off anyone’s face. Many of the events are scattered across the country and appear to have no connection to one another.

The Gawker article was clearly supposed to be tongue-in-cheek – but people seem to be taking it seriously. Add a few other high-profile cases of cannibalism across the world in the past few weeks, and many people are beginning to believe there’s an actual epidemic – and a conspiracy to keep the truth from becoming known. Even Time Magazine decided to get in on the action by issuing a “Zombie Alert.”

Believers are calling the zombie disease LQP-79, and concern about this mystery virus gained enough momentum that the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention actually had to issue a press release stating, “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).” The CDC has also had to clarify that their Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Guide issued last year was, in fact, a joke meant to highlight the importance of disaster preparedness.

The origin of the LQP-79 myth appears to be a single image which altered a Huffington Post article to give the appearance of an official news report stating that Rudy Eugene was the host to a virus which “makes you hungry for human flesh.” The spoof article is poorly-written and only exists in image form, which should have been a couple of tip-offs that it wasn’t an actual news story – but some people bought into the hoax.

From there, the disinformation spread. Professional web programmer Alfred Moya saw a website dedicated to uncovering the “truth” about the virus, and decided he could do better. So he created a hoax website and YouTube account to demonstrate how gullible people can be when it comes to information spread on social media. He has expressed no remorse for spreading panic, stating that the website should have been an obvious satire.

Yet Moya’s website is only one among 300,000 Google search results – and some of those appear to be written by people who truly believe the CDC is engaged in a zombie-denial conspiracy. (And there are a few that seem to be focused on using zombie fears to get a few dollars through Amazon’s affiliate marketing program and Google ads.) For every blog post, Yahoo Answers question, or comment thread on a news article asking about the purported virus, there’s at least one person who refuses to be convinced that the virus is a hoax, usually stating something to the effect of, “Well of course the government is going to deny it,” or “I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s real.”

What is it about distrust of the government that makes such a story seem believable to people? How could so many people fall for this story, and continue to cling to it even after the major source of information on the subject has been proven to be a hoax? Are people simply watching too many zombie movies, or is something else going on?

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Annmari Lundin
Annmari L5 years ago

Since there are thousands of people believing the Earth is flat, that the moon landing was fake an deny the holocaust, is anyone surprised about the followers of the zombie apocalypse?

Kathy Perez
Kathy Johnson5 years ago

so very ridiculous. People are so willing to believe anything.. even if it is absurd

Guy W.
Samuel Crowne5 years ago

My brother has LQP-79, and I don't think it's very nice to make fun of it. His wife already has leprosy, and now he has this to deal with. How can you make jokes while they're falling apart and chomping at the bit? It's hard enough for them to pick up the pieces and swallow they're pride without people laughing at them. All I want is for them to make out alright. If you have something funny to say about that, please bite your tongue.

Sarah M.
Sarah M5 years ago


John Hutcheson
John Hutcheson5 years ago

People need "information closure" to varying degrees. Higher need leads to early closure and accept of the available information after that confirmation bias sets in and it becomes harder for people reevaluate information they have and change position when it is warranted. These people are more likely to be strongly religious and both politically and socially conservative.
Lower need leads to late closure allowing more information to be accepted and fuller understanding of the available information is gained. These people are more likely to be less religious or Atheist and are more likely to be politically and socially liberal.
This goes some way to explaining the Tea Party

Lin Moy
Lin M5 years ago

Some beleive anything no matter what you do.

Josha N.
Josha N5 years ago

LOL well this is indeed hilarious, but hey, if distrust of the government is so widespread and persistent, maybe they should adress that instead of reassuring the idiots who believe this.

Christina B.
Christina B5 years ago

An alarming percentage of people are not just amazingly gullible, they are also too bored to double-check what they read online or what their friends email them. The educational system shouldn't be too proud, either.

Maria D'Oporto
Past Member 5 years ago

Kynthia thxxxxx hahahahaahahHAHAHAHA this is hilarious

Kynthia R.
Kynthia Rosgeal5 years ago

The zombie apocalypse is incredibly real. Donald Trumps hair is proof !