For Your Debate-Watching Pleasure: Romney Bingo

Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are scheduled to debate each other on Wednesday, and we couldn’t be more excited. In fact, we’ve spent all week daydreaming all the potentially hilarious situations that could occur when Mitt faces the podium. We’ve put our ideas into a handy dandy bingo board. If you’re able to win this game of bingo, we have a serious problem.



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BMutiny TCorporationsAreE

FINALLY, the Mittster made that GAFFE we were all waiting for in the First Debate {where he was just reciting the same stuff he memorized, over & over again, because they had gotten the questions in advance}. Here, Mitt's memorizations didn't help as much; he tried to use them, but the REAL questions from a LIVE audience, threw him....

The Mittster COULD'VE said, instead of "Binders full of Women", something like "Binders full of Resume's" or even "Binders full of Women's Resume's". But, just like for him, "Corporations are People, my friend", so to him, what is IN a Binder IS the Woman, all that matters to HIM is her Resume', it IS the same as the Woman...

There're LOTS of these, they are HILARIOUS, especially the ones featuring Hilary Clinton;

Valerie A.
Valerie A.3 years ago


Spirit Spider
Spirit Spider3 years ago

The bingo is fun idea

Kath R.
Kath P.3 years ago

The debate was a big disappointment...I expected better

LMj Sunshine

Thank you.

LMj Sunshine

Thank you.

Borg Drone
Borg Drone3 years ago


Emefa Dekonor
Emefa Dekonor3 years ago

I felt that although Obama went in like a lamb and exhibited meekness and reticence when we know that he could have gone further in his responses; he will rise up and take charge of the podium; he is a master of debate and using words; he has experience in his position juggling disasters to his best ability and still able to laugh and connect with his family and the public; I do not enjoy politics or politician and still found this weekend's debate intriguing. I will tune in on Wed for another episode of "As the Podium Turns" Peace! Loved the Bingo Too!

Michael G.
Michael T.3 years ago

It's even more amazing how weak your interpretation of the debate is. Keep the hits coming dear. You are entertaining at the very least.

BMutiny TCorporationsAreE

One thing was perfectly clear in the debates: Gov. Romney was ON DRUGS, to mask his usual AWKWARDNESS and proneness to making Gaffes.
Altho Mormons usually aren't supposed to even take caffeine, they are definitely known to stretch, bend and change the rules when it comes to advancing the interests of the Church.
A lot of us know something, from reading, from personal experience, or from seeing how other people behave, we know about the effects of various drugs {that were introduced into middle-class culture in the '60's and '70's}.
Romney's MANIC behavior, could be attributed to SPEED {Methamphetamine}, which would explain his glassy eyes, rapid talking and unstoppability, talking right over the moderator.
His aggressive and BULLYING tactics, could be explained by his being on COCAINE or a similar drug. This is a favorite drug of the wealthy, as it gives supreme self-confidence and a feeling of megalomania, like you can't do anything wrong.
Strange how his handlers thought we wouldn't catch on...
Rmoney OF COURSE had to have the rules changed so that the questions were given IN ADVANCE, for the first time in these debates... so he could MEMORIZE the answers, and then just reel them out like he did, not letting anything stop him...