Hey Sluts, Stop Oppressing Me!
Faith. It gets no respect. Forget the War on Women. We need to pay attention to the real war: the War on Religion.
You see, there is a myth in this country that everyone has the right to worship as they see fit. Those bleeding heart liberals are taking away our ability to openly and flagrantly discriminate against the gays! When will it end?
Everyone knows that when you believe in God (the Christian god, of course. Not those other false ones) you get to do whatever you want. If one can rationalize it from passages from the Bible, it’s incontrovertible proof! Man’s Law cannot override it.
Except those liberal atheist feminists are trying to do just that. They have President Obama crushed thoroughly under their immoral, man-hating combat boots. I’m sure you’ve heard of this HHS mandate that forces Catholic organizations to pay for birth control pills for every hussy that passes through its doors. Close your legs, ladies!
Don’t believe those myths perpetrated by the liberal media. They’ll say that the mandate doesn’t require religiously-affiliated organizations to dole out birth control free-of-charge to women. They’ll say that it’s up to the private insurance companies to do it. Don’t believe it. This vile mandate requires religiously-affiliated organizations to recognize that some women like to have sex for pleasure and don’t want to get pregnant.
Noooo! As a person of faith, I demand that you maintain the fiction I’ve created for myself that the only women who have sex for pleasure are atheist sluts who deserve everything they get! Stop oppressing me!
Does this sound like something you can get behind? If so, you might like to attend a rally to stand up for religious freedom, which is being held nationwide this Friday to oppose the HHS mandate.
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