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Is Justice Scalia Punking Us? 10 Statements to Make You Wonder

Is Justice Scalia Punking Us? 10 Statements to Make You Wonder
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New York Magazine has an interview with Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia this week, and it’s a doozy.

The irascible archconservative justice is as puckish as ever as he delivers his opinions on God, the Devil, women’s rights, homosexuals and Congress. While many would like to forget or even ignore Scalia, as one of the nine justices on the Supreme Court of the United States, his is a voice that cannot be easily dismissed.

So why do I get the feeling Scalia is punking us? Here are some answers the textualist gave to reporter Jennifer Senior that are as eye-opening as they are entertaining:

1. Flogging and What’s Stupid

Scalia is an originalist in that he believes the Constitution should be interpreted in accordance with how it was originally intended. This gives Scalia some, er, interesting points of view. Take flogging:

Flogging. And what I would say now is, yes, if a state enacted a law permitting flogging, it is immensely stupid, but it is not unconstitutional. A lot of stuff that’s stupid is not unconstitutional. I gave a talk once where I said they ought to pass out to all federal judges a stamp, and the stamp says–Whack! [Pounds his fist.]–STUPID BUT ­CONSTITUTIONAL.Whack! [Pounds again.] STUPID BUT ­CONSTITUTIONAL! Whack! ­STUPID BUT ­CONSTITUTIONAL … [Laughs.] And then somebody sent me one.

Perhaps we can expect Scalia’s infamous dissents to be more concise, then.

2. Ratifying a Constitutional Amendment is Too Damned Hard

When asked whether there’s anything in the Constitution he would change, the unapologetic textualist replies:

The one provision that I would amend is the amendment provision. And that was not originally a flaw. But the country has changed so much. With the divergence in size between California and Rhode Island — I figured it out once, I think if you picked the smallest number necessary for a majority in the least ­populous states, something like less than 2 percent of the population can prevent a constitutional amendment.

Some might argue that the high threshold for amending the Constitution is a good thing so as to provide a safeguard against any hastily arranged changes like, for instance, a federal anti-gay marriage amendment. Then again, when it comes to needing to amend the Constitution to protect women’s rights, Scalia might have a point, though I doubt he’d agree on a constitutional amendment for that particular cause. Which brings us neatly to:

3. Sex Discrimination and ‘Intelligent Reasons’ to Treat Women Differently

Anyone who has followed Justice Scalia’s commentary on sex discrimination will know he has an interesting take on the Fourteenth Amendment and how it applies when assessing discrimination against women. In the New York Mag interview, Scalia says it’s not that sex discrimination isn’t covered — “Of course it covers it!” — it’s that he believes there’s a question as to what actually constitutes discrimination:

If there’s a reasonable basis for not ­letting women do something — like going into combat or whatnot …


But there are some intelligent reasons to treat women differently. I don’t think anybody would deny that. And there really is no, virtually no, intelligent reason to treat people differently on the basis of their skin.

Scalia doesn’t appear to offer any “intelligent reasons.” The interview has been condensed, the NY Mag notes, so we’ll never know whether he did have something to further illuminate his dark ages point of view or whether this was a throwaway remark. He also says he’s incredibly perturbed by the coarseness of Internet and TV culture, in particular ladies (his emphasis) using the F-word. It’s a shame Scalia is so offended by this as I imagine a number of women have a few choice words for him all the same.

4. The Washington Post is ‘Shrilly’ Liberal and it Makes Scalia Mad!

Despite the Washington Post’s highly conservative (so as to almost be regressive) comments section, Scalia feels its general approach has just gone “too far” to the Left (emphasis in original):

It was the treatment of almost any conservative issue. It was slanted and often nasty. And, you know, why should I get upset every morning? I don’t think I’m the only one. I think they lost subscriptions partly because they became so shrilly, shrilly liberal.

No, Scalia isn’t the only one who thinks the Washington Post has become too liberal. Then again, some conservatives think Fox News has walked too far down the left path.

5. Scalia Suspects He Has Homosexual Friends

Asked about Pope Francis’ comments that the Church must quit its preoccupation with homosexuality and abortion, Scalia says this is a good thing. He clarifies this is no change in doctrinal position (relax everyone, homosexuality is still sinful), but that it’s time to focus on evangelizing. When pushed on the issue of homosexuality, on which Scalia has had quite a bit to say in the past, Scalia clarifies he’s not a hater. In fact:

I have friends that I know, or very much suspect, are homosexual. Everybody does.

Weird that none of them have come out to him though, isn’t it?


6. Denying Gay People Rights is Just a Matter of Democracy

Sorry, we’re going to have double up on the gay talk because Scalia has a lot to say. He clarifies that he has no animosity toward homosexuals. No, it’s simply a matter of democracy:

But that’s not saying that I personally think it’s destructive. Americans have a right to feel that way. They have a democratic right to do that, and if it is to change, it should change democratically, and not at the ukase of a Supreme Court.

Oh, and Scalia doesn’t care if he’s seen as “standing athwart” homosexual rights as a “constitutional entitlement.” After all, he is a textualist.

Next Page: The Devil is Among Us and How Will Scalia Know When it’s Time to Retire?

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8:44AM PDT on Oct 15, 2013

He is without doubt a bear of little brain, but if he's looking for a devil, he must wink in his mirror every day.

10:09AM PDT on Oct 14, 2013

a travesty of justice

11:03AM PDT on Oct 13, 2013

Beyond being a brain-dead religionist and a right-wing scumbag, Scalia is unquestionably a fascist, anti-American TRAITOR and it is time he is treated as such. THE PEOPLE should drag his worthless carcass into the street for some much-needed justice for a Justice. He should be sent to meet his imaginary maker.

7:16AM PDT on Oct 13, 2013

it was people like him that led me to question religion in the first place. When I realized that that so many believers didn't really believe, I started asking questions and ended up being an atheist.

7:00AM PDT on Oct 13, 2013

I wish he wasn't on the Supreme Court. I wish we had honorable people who cared about doing a good job and who cared about the Constitution, not their twisted version of it.

The framers knew as time went forward, we would have to make changes in order to keep the republic. They also knew that what they gave us was a start, the best they could hope to get ratified at the time.

And we know that we are not the same people as the people of the 1700's. We have some similar problems however, we have problems related to our period n time. We don't know what the future will bring either. We need to be able to make it fit the needs of today, and evolve over time.

7:27PM PDT on Oct 12, 2013


6:56PM PDT on Oct 12, 2013

thanks for sharing

3:34PM PDT on Oct 12, 2013


3:34AM PDT on Oct 12, 2013

Thanks for sharing this! Someone help that poor man, his brain is ill.

7:42AM PDT on Oct 11, 2013

I'm still hoping for the day when his wife or daughter is taken away for speeding or too many tickets and then Strip-and-Cavity searched at prison.

As per his Supreme Court decision that misdemeanors DESERVE this type of treatment.

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