For a long time now anti-gay folks have bemoaned the secret, sneaky gay agenda that is creeping upon America and turning white picket fence towns into dens of inequity and sinful excess.
So what is the big gay agenda? Well, according to CNN columnist and ESPN sportswriter LZ Granderson speaking during a recent, inspiring and amusing TED talk, it is… well… it is the agenda of seeking the rights set forth in the U.S. Constitution.
Now, if you don’t have 18 minutes to spare, I’ll give you the condensed version as written by Granderson in a blog post for CNN:
In other words, I wonder just how far along we would be as a society if the oppressive majority held all of the legislative and judicial power over the oppressed minority, essentially yanking the teeth out of Congress and the Supreme Court.
I’m sure you’ve heard a lot about the gay agenda, but may not know what’s in it. Here’s what you do: Download a copy of the United States Constitution, read it. Everything the LGBT community wants is in there.
Sounds like an oversimplification?
But you really should watch the full video because it makes the point exceptionally well:
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