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10 Funniest Church Signs

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10 Funniest Church Signs

By Dahlia Rideout, DivineCaroline

Ten hilarious church signs. With attendance waning, the clergy are getting more direct with their messages…

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2:53AM PST on Feb 9, 2013

# 4 and #8 were the best! religion was created by man, for man, to control man-in my opinion, so we can laugh all we want! p.s. i was brought up roman catholic, but then i saw the light

6:42PM PDT on Oct 8, 2012

lol

6:34PM PDT on Oct 8, 2012

Had 2 massive heart attacks, triple bypass.
I know that prayer works 3 times for sure.

2:28PM PDT on Oct 8, 2012

The clergy like people on their knees especially young boys. That way the boys are in a good position to satisfy the clergy's needs. The only one with power when you are on your knees is the clergy and that's what they want. Praying is a total waste of time.

2:21PM PDT on Oct 8, 2012

This is why I say children should NOT be exposed to the book of fables (more commonly called the bible). It is one of the most violent books ever written.

10:40AM PDT on Oct 8, 2012

Enjoyed that, thanks!

3:17AM PDT on Jul 18, 2012

Hilarious signs, thanks for sharing

4:49PM PDT on Jul 16, 2012

That was funny! Thanks for the chuckle! =)

1:19PM PDT on Jul 16, 2012

Thank you for sharing.

12:07PM PDT on Jul 16, 2012

cute

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