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10 Funniest Church Signs

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10 Funniest Church Signs

By Dahlia Rideout, DivineCaroline

Ten hilarious church signs. With attendance waning, the clergy are getting more direct with their messages…

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1:57PM PDT on Sep 3, 2013


6:06AM PDT on Aug 24, 2013

thanks for sharing these funny signs

6:02AM PDT on Aug 24, 2013

Funny. So glad our church doesn't have a sign such as this.

3:49PM PDT on Aug 22, 2013

so the knees one...LOL

7:25PM PDT on Aug 21, 2013

Thank you.

6:13PM PDT on Aug 21, 2013


1:29PM PDT on Aug 21, 2013

thank you

11:28AM PDT on Aug 21, 2013

"I kissed a girl and I liked it and then I went to hell." People who don't listen to pop music might think kissing is a mortal sin.

8:06AM PDT on Aug 21, 2013

Some of them are really funny,thanks for sharing

8:03AM PDT on Aug 21, 2013

Thank you for sharing

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