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8 Creepy Texts From Online Dates

8 Creepy Texts From Online Dates

He looks normal. He acts normal. You guys are totally hitting it off. So you give him your number. . .and then, you deeply regret it.

Whether they’re over-eager, obnoxious or downright creepy, there are a lot ways your online date can ruin his chances with a strange text.

“It is incredible how often I hear crazy text message stories from friends and perfect strangers alike when explaining my business,” says John Skorick, founder of MyAKA, which provides a second phone number to give to new dating prospects.

Naturally, we have got a whole lot of examples for these “what is wrong with him?” moments. . . Read on.

1. “We went on two dates together and he immediately got very obsessive, but I wasn’t into him. I told him I couldn’t talk to him anymore and he acted weird about the whole thing (he asked me if we could just hang out and kiss and not be boyfriend and girlfriend in those exact words). He then proceeded to text me randomly for a full year afterwards.” – JB

2. “First text he sent.” – MA

3. No, just no.

Source: Melany’s GUYdlines

4. After a date she wished she never went on, a Cleveland woman was left with a few missed calls from her online match. Oh, and this …

Source: MICD

5. Hey, online daters can be impatient.
“This is all within the span of approximately one hour.” – SE

6. Don’t bring up boobs, please.
“This is from a guy I met on OKCupid years ago before I met my boyfriend. He recently added me on Facebook and started this conversation. . .after I informed him I am dating someone. It was very awkward.” – OK

7. “Well, here’s one way to shut it down before you meet …”

(source: NathanielBoggess)

8. It only takes one day.
“So I was on for one day and this guy and I were chatting. He seemed normal so I gave him my number. We were texting back and forth when he told me he was coming down to my town to swim. He then revealed to me that he was skinny dipping and I didn’t respond. He texted me again saying the same thing. When I didn’t respond he sent me this text!” – Chelsea

Cut off pervs, stalkers, clingers and all the other varieties of creeps when you sign up for MyAKA, a second phone line to use for online dating. With MyAKA, if someone you meet online becomes annoying or offensive, you can block them with one text. Try a free week-long trial, now.

Written by Samantha Escobar for

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1:33AM PST on Feb 3, 2014

Doesn't anyone out there know they can block someone from calling or texting them? Learn how if you don't know!

9:34AM PST on Dec 25, 2013

Some of these are kinda cute xD

1:29PM PST on Dec 12, 2013

This reminds me of the last time I ever went to a club back in the dark days after my fiance jilted me and before I met my husband. I spent three hours in that place, and the only guy to hit on me was this 60-something John Travolta wannabe who looked like he'd fallen right off the set of "Saturday Night Fever!" I swear to the Goddess this guy was old enough to be my FATHER, and he had the whole getup going-loud shirt unbuttoned halfway down his chest, enough gold chains to shackle a prison work gang, tight white pants, slick pompadour hairdo, the whole nine yards, and he thought he was Mr. GQ Smooth! Despite my sending out clear signals that I was DEFINITELY not interested (especially since I was 23 and am NOT into May-December romances), this idiot was like flypaper all night! Finally he starts pestering me for my phone number despite my telling him no way.

I showed him-since I was a volunteer with the police department, I did some fast thinking and gave him the phone number to the front desk at the civilian entrance! BWAHAHAHAHA! I used to have a pager for my job as a security guard, but I didn't want to give this idiot the number and have him beeping me nonstop all the time-that's worse than constant messages on the answering machine! However, I had some great mental images of the total confusion on his face when he thought he was calling Dream Girl and instead got the desk sergeant!

Oh, and I never went to a club or a bar again-since the point of going ther

10:55AM PST on Dec 11, 2013

Thank you for reminding me why I hate dateing.

2:13AM PST on Dec 10, 2013


4:56PM PST on Dec 9, 2013


8:24AM PST on Dec 8, 2013

Just like in the real world, there are weirdos in the ciber world.

8:56PM PST on Dec 7, 2013

drunk texts are the worst; don't get drunk & text, please.

10:00AM PST on Dec 7, 2013

creepy.....I read the post only because I saw Duane's comment posted on the side of another article......and like Duane, very happy to have been married before the world of texting was created.......

9:51AM PST on Dec 7, 2013

These texts summarize why I am happy to have married my high school sweetheart decades before we had cell phones to worry about getting texts!! Thank you for sharing.

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