8 Love Adages to Ignore

There’s a lot to say about love, but it seems the most enduring quotes always contain the most misguided wisdom. Here are eight love adages that sound way better than they actually are.

“Distance makes the heart grow fonder.”

This saying is sort of true, in the sense that when you’re in a long-distance relationship you have more time to imagine that your boyfriend is the perfect combination of all your favorite rom-com heroes in between lovelorn text messages and long phone calls in which you listen to him breathe on the other line. Inevitably, your imagination plays tricks on you, and your boyfriend turns out to be human. Let’s trade this outdated adage for this one: “In general, long distance is the wrong distance.”

“Opposites attract.”

What’s true for magnets must be true for people, right?

“When love is not madness, it is not love.”

Just about every romantic comedy is built on the notion that love should make you feel really crappy before it makes you feel good. There’s something to be said for skipping all the drama, though.

“All you need is love.”

Wouldn’t it be nice if it were true? Wouldn’t it be nice if life was a lot like your favorite pop song?

“Marry a man who loves you just a little more than you love him.”

This piece of sage advice was once meant to help women find husbands who wouldn’t beat them even though doing so was within their legal rights. Romantic, right? Today, this bit of conventional wisdom may not hold as sinister a meaning, but it does imply that women are better off if they protect themselves from inevitable heartache by not being fully invested in the relationship.

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

The 1970 film Love Story may be lauded as one of the most romantic stories of all time, but every couple in the history of monogamy will probably tell you love means saying you’re sorry quickly and often. We’re pretty sure even couples from the caveman era apologized when they needed to.

“All is fair in love and war.”

Is it really? At the very least, this idiom needs a second a sentence: “Wage it wisely.”

“Love is a friendship set to music.”

This adage serves no purpose other than to irritate me about the fact that my life doesn’t have a soundtrack.

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By Amy Copperman, DivineCaroline

38 comments

Lindsay P.
Lindsay Partin3 years ago

Very interesting! The hole "absence makes the heart grow fonder" crap made me feel miserable for a while. Long distance doesn't work for me and though I wanted him like I had never wanted anyone before, we both decided to not move forward with a relationship because we would never get to see each other, so we went back to being friends which is working out great for us. I am with someone now whom I love very much that I get to see all the time. Do I sometimes feel the need for space? Sure, but I get enough of that at work, and when I come home it's much nicer to be enclosed in a warm embrace.

tanzy t.
tanzy t.3 years ago

enjoyed.

Billy B.
Billy B.3 years ago

noted

Chad A.
Chad Anderson3 years ago

Thanks for bringing them together to think about. A lot of them seem wise on their own, but all together like this, they do seem sort of like dumb rationalizations.

Emefa Dekonor
Emefa Dekonor3 years ago

Thank you; I find that the article holds true to some extent and in others it is circumstantial and depends on the individuals involved and how much that they invest into the relationship as well as the communication and trust within and without.

Stella Gamboni
Stella Gamboni3 years ago

To quote Benny Hill:

"Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry"

James Maynard
James Maynard3 years ago

Had to keep remembering to ignore these - ha ha ha!

Sarah M.
Sarah M.3 years ago

thanks

Kathy Perez
Kathy Johnson3 years ago

i like some of these though! and many of them ring true in individual circumstances! just don't live your life around a quote... lol

Sheri P.
Sheri P.3 years ago

love, shmove...