Your deprivation act is old already. Judging by the size of those haunches, you won't starve anytime soon. Cut out the histrionics and focus your attention on the sweet, outdoor air. Your pals are out there -- now find them.
March 27, 2015
It was on this date in 1998 that the Food and Drug Administration approved the use of Viagra. But if you're not one to take the little blue pill you can always use an herb called damiana as a potent performance anxiety eliminator. Put a teaspoon... More