Does your vision of the future include gizzards and gravy? If not, you still have some time to recalibrate. You should be working on your begging technique for the next few days. No, you should be perfecting it. You're already not too far afield.
December 28, 2014
On 'Card Playing Day' skip the poker and Old Maid and try a secret card ritual that promises to bring you everything that Santa didn't. Remove the ten of diamonds from a new deck of playing cards and place it on a dish. Add a piece of silver to... More