Where oh where have the table scraps gone? Your owner's diet has become a bit of a problem for you. If they can manage a diet, why can't they try more exercise too? That way you wouldn't be paying the ultimate price. Point out the obvious.
March 5, 2015
Although I don't normally advocate alcohol consumption, on 'National Absinthe Day' I want to point out how this particular alcohol is made of an herb called wormwood, an herb that for years has been used in very small doses to treat menstrual... More