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Breakup Blues? Why Cats Make Better Partners!

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Breakup Blues? Why Cats Make Better Partners!

Have you seen this tongue-and-cheek list of why cats make better partners than men? I added a few, so feel free to add more of your own in the comment section below. Ladies, no matter who you date or marry, you will likely find a nugget of truth in this list. So, men take note, or better yet, write your own list about why cats (or dogs, horses, parrots etc.,) make better partners than women!

 

When a cat sleeps all day it is natural, not annoying.

You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.

You will never get a call from your cat’s ex.

 

 

You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.

A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.

Cats never pretend they know how to fix what is broken.


 

Cats can fend for themselves.

It is okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.

Cats love rubbing up to your legs regardless if you shaved or not.

 

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Cherise Udell

Cherise Udell is a mom, clean air advocate, anthropologist and feline aficionado with the nomadic habit of taking spontaneous sojourns to unusual destinations. Before her adventures in motherhood, she was an intrepid Amazon jungle guide equipped with a pair of sturdy wellingtons and a 24-inch machete, as well as a volunteer at a rainforest animal rescue center.

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6:29AM PDT on Jun 24, 2014

loved this article, thanks for sharing :)

2:34AM PST on Jan 29, 2014

The more I know about men, the more I love my cat!

11:01PM PST on Jan 5, 2014

cute and witty post

3:34AM PST on Jan 4, 2014

and this is why I'm a crazy cat lady.

1:34PM PST on Jan 3, 2014

Dr Lawrence you are truly a blessing:I just wanted to let you know what a wonderful consultation I just had with you Doctor.you are a life (marriage) saver!! you helped me to see that there is definitely hope for my marriage and that my husband is clearly in a midlife crisis. I was getting totally frustrated, but you helped me to see all the positive steps my husband has been taking toward me.I feel so positive now! Thanks Drlawrencespelltemple@hotmail.com

3:13AM PST on Dec 26, 2013

thanks

12:18PM PST on Dec 25, 2013

My cat knows hes number one! xD

11:29AM PST on Dec 24, 2013

Yes cats are Gods gift to lonely women.
Cats are fantastic friends ,companions , bedfellows, roommates, persons to share your life with.
For some reason not all men value cats like women do. I have often wondered why.

2:08PM PST on Dec 16, 2013

i love cats

9:32PM PST on Dec 11, 2013

Very cute!
I'm in a relationship but he knows he comes after the 3 cats, 2 dogs, and parrot. haha

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