Cats do not care what you wear.
Cats do not (and cannot) fake loving you.
Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
A cat is never late for dinner.
Cats do not burp.
Cats can – and should be – neutered if they stray.
Your cat does not care what size your boobs are.
Of course, not all men are like this – and to those men who are honorable and respectable, I say kudos to you! And many mother-in-laws are actually wonderful — and those are probably the ones that raised their sons to be good solid trustworthy men who, just like a cat, do not rub up against guests in your living room nor care whether you shaved your legs or not!