Breakup Blues? Why Cats Make Better Partners!

Have you seen this tongue-and-cheek list of why cats make better partners than men? I added a few, so feel free to add more of your own in the comment section below. Ladies, no matter who you date or marry, you will likely find a nugget of truth in this list. So, men take note, or better yet, write your own list about why cats (or dogs, horses, parrots etc.,) make better partners than women!


When a cat sleeps all day it is natural, not annoying.

You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.

You will never get a call from your cat’s ex.



You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.

A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.

Cats never pretend they know how to fix what is broken.


Cats can fend for themselves.

It is okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.

Cats love rubbing up to your legs regardless if you shaved or not.



Cats do not care what you wear.

Cats do not (and cannot) fake loving you.

Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!



A cat is never late for dinner.

Cats do not burp.

Cats can – and should be – neutered if they stray.

Your cat does not care what size your boobs are.


Of course, not all men are like this – and to those men who are honorable and respectable, I say kudos to you! And many mother-in-laws are actually wonderful — and those are probably the ones that raised their sons to be good solid trustworthy men who, just like a cat, do not rub up against guests in your living room nor care whether you shaved your legs or not!



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Carrie-Anne Brown
Carrie-Anne Brownabout a year ago

loved this article, thanks for sharing :)

Melody Eaton
Mel Eaton1 years ago

The more I know about men, the more I love my cat!

Joanne Tan
Joanne Tan1 years ago

cute and witty post

Aleisha D.
Aleisha D.1 years ago

and this is why I'm a crazy cat lady.

Donna Hennes
.1 years ago

Dr Lawrence you are truly a blessing:I just wanted to let you know what a wonderful consultation I just had with you are a life (marriage) saver!! you helped me to see that there is definitely hope for my marriage and that my husband is clearly in a midlife crisis. I was getting totally frustrated, but you helped me to see all the positive steps my husband has been taking toward me.I feel so positive now! Thanks

Doris G.
Doris G.1 years ago


Jennifer Blachly
Jennifer B.1 years ago

My cat knows hes number one! xD

Wisteria K.
Past Member 1 years ago

Yes cats are Gods gift to lonely women.
Cats are fantastic friends ,companions , bedfellows, roommates, persons to share your life with.
For some reason not all men value cats like women do. I have often wondered why.

Dytayja Cohen
Dytayja Cohen1 years ago

i love cats

Katie Harlan
Katie Harlan1 years ago

Very cute!
I'm in a relationship but he knows he comes after the 3 cats, 2 dogs, and parrot. haha