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Breakup Blues? Why Cats Make Better Partners!


Cats do not care what you wear.

Cats do not (and cannot) fake loving you.

Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!



A cat is never late for dinner.

Cats do not burp.

Cats can – and should be – neutered if they stray.

Your cat does not care what size your boobs are.


Of course, not all men are like this – and to those men who are honorable and respectable, I say kudos to you! And many mother-in-laws are actually wonderful — and those are probably the ones that raised their sons to be good solid trustworthy men who, just like a cat, do not rub up against guests in your living room nor care whether you shaved your legs or not!



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Cherise Udell

Cherise Udell is a mom, clean air advocate, anthropologist and feline aficionado with the nomadic habit of taking spontaneous sojourns to unusual destinations. Before her adventures in motherhood, she was an intrepid Amazon jungle guide equipped with a pair of sturdy wellingtons and a 24-inch machete, as well as a volunteer at a rainforest animal rescue center.


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6:29AM PDT on Jun 24, 2014

loved this article, thanks for sharing :)

2:34AM PST on Jan 29, 2014

The more I know about men, the more I love my cat!

11:01PM PST on Jan 5, 2014

cute and witty post

3:34AM PST on Jan 4, 2014

and this is why I'm a crazy cat lady.

1:34PM PST on Jan 3, 2014

Dr Lawrence you are truly a blessing:I just wanted to let you know what a wonderful consultation I just had with you are a life (marriage) saver!! you helped me to see that there is definitely hope for my marriage and that my husband is clearly in a midlife crisis. I was getting totally frustrated, but you helped me to see all the positive steps my husband has been taking toward me.I feel so positive now! Thanks

3:13AM PST on Dec 26, 2013


12:18PM PST on Dec 25, 2013

My cat knows hes number one! xD

11:29AM PST on Dec 24, 2013

Yes cats are Gods gift to lonely women.
Cats are fantastic friends ,companions , bedfellows, roommates, persons to share your life with.
For some reason not all men value cats like women do. I have often wondered why.

2:08PM PST on Dec 16, 2013

i love cats

9:32PM PST on Dec 11, 2013

Very cute!
I'm in a relationship but he knows he comes after the 3 cats, 2 dogs, and parrot. haha

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