Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. ~ Mary Bly, American author; suggested by Eternal G.
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain, American author
Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world – the clock and the cat. ~ Emile Auguste Chartier, French Philosopher and Pacifist
What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ British Author, Charles Dickens; suggested by Antiope K.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of England, writer and historian; suggested by John T.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. ~ Author unknown; suggested by Ekeim T.
I had to get rid of my children. The cat was allergic. ~ Author unknown
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~ Dereke Bruce
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ~ John Weitz; suggested by Arlene
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~British Author, Pam Brown
You don’t own a cat, they own you! ~ Author unknown; suggested by Mary R.
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