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Cat Quotes from Care2 Cat Lovers

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Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. ~ Mary Bly, American author; suggested by Eternal G.

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain, American author

Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world – the clock and the cat. ~ Emile Auguste Chartier, French Philosopher and Pacifist

What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ British Author, Charles Dickens; suggested by Antiope K.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of England, writer and historian; suggested by John T.



Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. ~ Author unknown; suggested by Ekeim T.

I had to get rid of my children. The cat was allergic. ~ Author unknown

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~ Dereke Bruce

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ~ John Weitz; suggested by Arlene

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~British Author, Pam Brown

You don’t own a cat, they own you! ~ Author unknown; suggested by Mary R.

sdosjdfisprjyper9yjrfgipnppppppppppp[[[” ~ Mr. Mittens, my polydactyl cat who just walked across the keyboard, thus proving Pam Brown’s quote above


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Cherise Udell

Cherise Udell is a mom, clean air advocate, anthropologist and feline aficionado with the nomadic habit of taking spontaneous sojourns to unusual destinations. Before her adventures in motherhood, she was an intrepid Amazon jungle guide equipped with a pair of sturdy wellingtons and a 24-inch machete, as well as a volunteer at a rainforest animal rescue center.


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11:43PM PDT on Jul 28, 2013

Very positive

2:58AM PDT on Jul 15, 2013

Thanks for posting.

1:00PM PDT on May 7, 2013


2:11PM PST on Mar 7, 2013

Love the quotes.Thanks for sharing

7:27AM PST on Mar 3, 2013

i loved these. Also "Cats were worshiped in as gods. Cats have never forgotten this"

1:02AM PST on Jan 8, 2013

Is it time for a dog quotes list?

5:11AM PST on Jan 4, 2013

great article, thanks for sharing, my favourite quote above had to be 'Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.'

9:33AM PST on Dec 28, 2012

Interesting that 95% of the poll takers above supported Lincoln's statement. I wonder how those numbers would stack up if the general public (not just Care2 readers) took the poll.

5:25AM PST on Dec 27, 2012

i love cats and anything related to them

9:37PM PST on Dec 26, 2012

luv my kitties, great quotes

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