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Catmas Carol: We Three Cats

Catmas Carol: We Three Cats

If you share your holiday home with felines, you will appreciate Laurie Laughran’s wonderful cat version of the traditional carol, “We Three Kings.”

Read the hilarious lyrics here:

We Three Cats (to the tune of “We Three Kings”)

We three cats of Orient are,
Terrified to get in the car,
Why go out for celebrating?
We’ll stay right where we are. Ooooh–

Home is heaven, home is good,
Home is where we get our food,
Why go out for Christmas parties?
Frankly we’re not in the mood.

We’re not happy with a trip yet.
Seems they always end at the vet.
These excursions are diversions,
We’d just as soon forget. Ooooh-
(Repeat chorus)

We three cats are Siamese,
Himalayan, and Tonkinese.
Bring us gifts of meat with gravy
And mild kinds of cheese. Ooooh-
(Repeat chorus)

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Lyrics by Laurie Loughran.

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8:15PM PDT on May 6, 2013


3:26PM PDT on May 4, 2013

The one on the right looks extremely surprised :)

10:00AM PST on Feb 20, 2013

Cute & funny

6:52PM PST on Jan 18, 2013

I missed this during the holidays. Very cute!

5:50PM PST on Jan 18, 2013

funny & cute, thank you

3:37PM PST on Jan 18, 2013


6:07PM PST on Jan 15, 2013

As old as this is, I'd never heard it. Fang Q for bringing it back! Also second Dale O's comment of Nov 25, 2012.

12:22AM PST on Jan 13, 2013

Love it !

10:53AM PST on Jan 12, 2013


3:52AM PST on Jan 11, 2013

Thanks. Quite clever.

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