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Catmas Carol: We Three Cats
Lyrics by Laurie Loughran.
If you share your holiday home with felines, you will appreciate Laurie Laughran’s wonderful cat version of the traditional carol, “We Three Kings.”
Read the hilarious lyrics here:
We Three Cats (to the tune of “We Three Kings”)
We three cats of Orient are,
Terrified to get in the car,
Why go out for celebrating?
We’ll stay right where we are. Ooooh–
Chorus
Home is heaven, home is good,
Home is where we get our food,
Why go out for Christmas parties?
Frankly we’re not in the mood.
We’re not happy with a trip yet.
Seems they always end at the vet.
These excursions are diversions,
We’d just as soon forget. Ooooh-
(Repeat chorus)
We three cats are Siamese,
Himalayan, and Tonkinese.
Bring us gifts of meat with gravy
And mild kinds of cheese. Ooooh-
(Repeat chorus)
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add your comment »I have a 20 year old female cat called pepa(which means stone in spanish but in effect is nickname for Josephine),she's always in my lap ,she sleeps with me,she licks my hands etc . She's lovable. When she was young she was always outside arond the block.
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That is way way too funny!!!!
Christmas is when I got my cat Nickodemious.(He's a pitch black cat with a white spot on his throat. Looks like a tux.)
He was six weeks old and climbed from under the Christmas tree with a big red bow. He climbed on me and would not let go. He chose me.
My girlfriend wanted to give him to another so called friend that wanted him;however, her roommate said "Look he's wants her." Needless to say the rest is history and he took his human home.
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OK, I remember that from a book of Catmas Carols I gave to a friend about 10 years ago... what are the rest??
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With such two cuties, Christmas will be saved, I guess.
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Absolutely hillarious! Thanks! Now we'll be singing it every Christmas and for the next three days.
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lol..cats only like mild cheese?
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so cute!!
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nice=)
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that's soo cute!!
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too cute - love it
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