Funny Vegetarian Quotes (video)

Vegetarians, vegans, and meat eaters alike will enjoy this collection of quotes about vegetarianism, pro and con, some funny and most expressing sympathy for our animal friends.

Photo credit: Sarniebill1

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Patricia H.
Patricia H.3 years ago

thanks for the laugh

Jade N.
Jade N.3 years ago

haha thanks!

Kelly Bossinade
Past Member 3 years ago

Can't watch :( German GEMA! Stupid Youtube

Tammie Chambers
Tammie Chambers3 years ago

great quotes.

Sailor H.
Past Member 3 years ago

"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car." - Harvey Diamond

And that's just clever.

Sailor H.
Past Member 3 years ago

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Elizabeth Brawn
Elizabeth Brawn3 years ago

it was funny but aso very convincing....thanks for the video....go veg!

Nimue Pendragon

Did not find any of them even remotely amusing. However I liked Glenda Jackson's: "nobody really needs a mink coat, except the mink." Agreed.

greenplanet e.
greenplanet e.3 years ago

Some of them really aren't funny. In fact, I stopped watching.

Valentina R.
Valentina R.3 years ago

The worst ones are:

"Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!" - Author Unknown

"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals." - Colman McCarthy

"Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends." - Author Unknown

"I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breasts of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?" - Devon Aoki

"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?" - Author Unknown

"I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me." - Alex Poulos

"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals." - Finley Peter Dunne

The retarded quote by Gerard Lieberman ("vegetarian: a person who eats only side dishes") appears on the video even twice.

Jewels S: "I like the pix but most quotes are lame."

Maybe you meant "I like the quotes, but the pics and quality of the video are lame"?