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Funny Vegetarian Quotes (video)

Vegetarians, vegans, and meat eaters alike will enjoy this collection of quotes about vegetarianism, pro and con, some funny and most expressing sympathy for our animal friends.

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2:39AM PDT on Apr 15, 2013

thanks for the laugh

6:34PM PDT on Mar 14, 2013

haha thanks!

1:58AM PDT on Mar 13, 2013

Can't watch :( German GEMA! Stupid Youtube

12:07PM PST on Dec 19, 2012

great quotes.

7:57AM PDT on Oct 4, 2012

"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car." - Harvey Diamond

And that's just clever.

7:56AM PDT on Oct 4, 2012

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

9:54PM PDT on Oct 3, 2012

it was funny but aso very convincing....thanks for the video....go veg!

11:13PM PDT on Oct 2, 2012

Did not find any of them even remotely amusing. However I liked Glenda Jackson's: "nobody really needs a mink coat, except the mink." Agreed.

10:17PM PDT on Oct 2, 2012

Some of them really aren't funny. In fact, I stopped watching.

4:26PM PDT on Aug 19, 2012

The worst ones are:

"Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!" - Author Unknown

"Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals." - Colman McCarthy

"Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends." - Author Unknown

"I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breasts of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?" - Devon Aoki

"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?" - Author Unknown

"I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me." - Alex Poulos

"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals." - Finley Peter Dunne

The retarded quote by Gerard Lieberman ("vegetarian: a person who eats only side dishes") appears on the video even twice.

Jewels S: "I like the pix but most quotes are lame."

Maybe you meant "I like the quotes, but the pics and quality of the video are lame"?

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