One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Itís illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, youíll be fined.
Itís against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.
A woman may not cut her own hair without her husbandís permission.
Itís illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).
Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).
Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.
Itís a felony for a wife to open her husbandís mail.
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
Itís illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.
Itís forbidden to sell the clothes youíre wearing to pay off a gambling debt.