Itís against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
Females may not appear unshaven in public.
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.
Itís against the law to sing off-key.
Itís illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the stateís driverís education manual.
Itís forbidden to take a bite out of another personís hamburger.
State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.
Itís illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
You may not bite off another personís leg.
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal not to drink milk.