You’ll fall off the turnip truck.
Youíll jump on a different bandwagon than you intended.† Youíll get fired when you thought you ought to be getting hired.
Youíll realize you forgot the outfit you had planned to wear and that the shoes are all wrong now that you have a full-length mirror to see the whole outfit. Your shirt will be wrinkled and youíll spill red wine on your white jeans.
Your dog will eat your five-year plan. Youíll drop your Blackberry in the toilet (at least once.) Your computer will crash and youíll delete the first draft of your magnum opus. Youíll accidentally delete your hard drive and end up with a clean slate.
Youíll show up late to the date with the guy you were sure was going to fit into your husband suit and realize heís less than graceful under stress and not so flexible. (Better to know now than later.)
When you thought youíd be baking pie and living behind your very own white picket fence youíll find yourself doing something so entirely different you couldnít have even imagined it a year before. †There will be moments when youíll look around and not even recognize your own lifeÖin a good way.
You’ll take a wrong turn and end up in an entirely different city than you intended.
Youíll dial the wrong number and end up in love with an entirely different person than you intended.
Youíll flunk out and end up taking five years instead of four to graduate. Youíll have your heart broken when you were sure you were with the one and then meet the other one a month later. Youíll move to a new city to start a new business with those perfect new business partners and then it will all go to shit. And youíll move across the country again only to realize that thatís where you belonged the whole time.