1. No scratching my human’s favorite leather chair.
2. No scratching the humans, especially the little noisy ones.
3. Leave the goldfish in his bowl.
4. Amass a huge following on Facebook.
5. No hair balls on expensive Persian rugs.
So you see, the cats indeed take the coming of the new year very seriously — that is in between their cat naps, catnip and bowls of cream!