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New Year’s Resolutions for Cats











1. No scratching my human’s favorite leather chair.

2. No scratching the humans, especially the little noisy ones.

3. Leave the goldfish in his bowl.

4. Amass a huge following on Facebook.

5. No hair balls on expensive Persian rugs.


So you see, the cats indeed take the coming of the new year very seriously — that is in between their cat naps, catnip and bowls of cream!


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Cherise Udell

Cherise Udell is a mom, clean air advocate, anthropologist and feline aficionado with the nomadic habit of taking spontaneous sojourns to unusual destinations. Before her adventures in motherhood, she was an intrepid Amazon jungle guide equipped with a pair of sturdy wellingtons and a 24-inch machete, as well as a volunteer at a rainforest animal rescue center.


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10:35AM PST on Feb 12, 2013

Sweet and funny.Thanks for sharing

1:32PM PST on Jan 14, 2013

thanks for sharing :)

5:44PM PST on Jan 12, 2013

Find a way to have the dog adopted out :)

11:11PM PST on Jan 7, 2013

and let's add: PLAY MORE!

7:19PM PST on Jan 5, 2013

Too cute!

4:56AM PST on Jan 3, 2013

Noted- thank you

7:08AM PST on Dec 31, 2012

Meowy New Year, everyone! One of my mom's friends have a cat whose name is Sushi. =^.^=

4:49AM PST on Dec 31, 2012

Love this.....i think my 2 kittens resolutions are just to cause more playful terror...oh and sleep the more the better ;)

3:27AM PST on Dec 31, 2012

Cassidy and Tabitha, as the oldest and wisest of the tribe here, add their support for more naps but wonder why no one is insisting on second breakfasts.

12:22AM PST on Dec 31, 2012

Gota love this article!!! :)
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Very good advices, I already try to follow them all.

Ban them completly!!

There is a lot of wisdom here

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