Michael Vick: Strip for $1M To PETA
Now here’s an interesting offer. Playgirl has offered to make a $1 million donation to PETA if Michael Vick bares all for an upcoming issue.
A spokesman for Playgirl confirms to Life & Style magazine, “I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday, but we haven’t heard back yet. I figured he paid back society for dog fighting, but what about the animals? This way he could donate a large sum to PETA and all he’d have to do is pose for the magazine! It’s kind of a win-win situation!”
If Playgirl had done a bit more research, they might have found that PETA still isn’t a fan of Vick; and after his release from prison flat-out refused to work with him. HSUS, however, did take him in–so perhaps they would be willing to accept the donation? Either way, don’t expect it to happen. I doubt any publicist attempting to rebuild the shattered image of their client would recommend dropping it for Playgirl as a stop on the road to retribution.
By Michael d'Estries, Ecorazzi