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The Sexiest Zodiac Signs

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The Sexiest Zodiac Signs

By Sage Romano, DivineCaroline

I’ve always had great luck with Capricorns. Tauruses? Yawn. Geminis? Maybe, if you like all that talking. Leos? Self-absorbed drama queens. My romantic history is a constellation of personalities and capabilities and experiences, but there’s obviously something about my Virgo sensibilities that jibes with the patience that the average Capricorn bestows upon the act of tossing a girl’s salad. Or did you think I was talking about something else? We’re not interested in love matches here, people. This is all about that other kind of chemistry and which signs of the Zodiac are guaranteed to be a good time and which might be a great time.

Aries: The Minute Man
This fire sign is known for being a pretty straight shooter. Aries will have no compunction at all about sharing his or her raunchiest ideas about what to do in the sack. The problem with straight shooters, though, is that they always like to get right to the point. So count on an Aries to take charge and get you where you want to go—in a hurry.

Taurus: The Romancer
Where Aries is all lusty impulse, Taurus takes his or her time. Plan on being wined and dined, perhaps to the point of frustration. And once the Taurus has decided you’re the one for the job, prepare yourself for plenty of foreplay. If romance is your thing, Taurus is your sign.

Gemini: The Talker
The Gemini will bring all his or her intellect to bear upon getting bare. If you have simpler, quieter tastes, you might be a little shocked by Gemini’s saucy, seductive monologues. But if phone sex and dirty talking gets your motor humming, a Gemini is what you’re looking for. But be prepared to not get a word in edgewise.

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12:50AM PST on Dec 14, 2014

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12:49AM PST on Dec 14, 2014

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4:58PM PST on Nov 17, 2014

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4:57PM PST on Nov 17, 2014

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12:01PM PST on Nov 3, 2014

Interesting but not entirely correct. Thanks for the ride.

4:01AM PDT on Oct 2, 2014

As one who values the field as a source and opportunity for personal transcendence (as opposed to fatalistic condemnation), this article reads like a list of personal disappointments, self-centered rehashing, and judgmental one-upsmanship.

For my own sign, you couldn't be more wrong.

I wouldn't want to spend time with any of these descriptions -- particularly my own.

My life's experience is that there is wonderment and beauty in spending time with, learning from, experiencing, conjoining with, and loving in one way or another each of the signs. I feel sorry for you, both for your lousy love life and for needing to be trite and shallow about the art of passion.

BTW, nothing shocking about you tossing in your salad reference. We're all way past that in sophistication. Nothing new for us under your stars, Horatio.

3:13AM PDT on Sep 29, 2014

Funny :) Thanks for sharing :)

3:09AM PDT on Sep 23, 2014

Watered down populist interpretations.

12:57AM PDT on Jul 16, 2014

Oh dear, it sounds like some people didn't like their descriptions and couldn't have fun with this article.
Mine was a little exaggerated, but so what - there were many truths and good laughs..

9:39PM PDT on May 11, 2014

Bemusing article, many interesting comments.

I even know someone who is so convinced that anything to do with the zodiac/astrology is the work of demons. This person sees demons under every tree, but spends far too much time worried about things like that. I find the zodiac signs entertaining, nothing more.

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