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The Sexiest Zodiac Signs

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Cancer: The Love Maker
Cancers are highly emotional signs, which means that sex is not merely a mechanical physical undertaking; rather it is expected to be a poetic act of beauty and love and all that good stuff. If you’re going to get naked with a Cancer, prepare yourself for an intense ride. And perhaps some post-coital crying.

Leo: The Narcissist
The passionate and adventurous nature of the Leo cannot be surpassed. There is no end to the imaginative ways a Leo will come up with for you to pleasure him or her. Those cats are born sexual dominants who ooze lusty confidence, and they’re unapologetic about it. While your romp with the lion will be memorable, for sure, best remember your satisfaction will be a secondary matter.

Virgo: The Closet Nympho
You might be surprised to learn that shy, demurring Virgo would ever be ready to rock without than fistfuls of condoms and spanking clean bed sheets. The reserved demeanor of the earthy virgins doesn’t hint at their inner lustiness. Once your Virgo knows and trusts you, watch out. You won’t get a moment’s peace.

Libra: The Connoisseur
The Libra is an artiste when it comes to knocking boots. They seek out a perfect harmony with their partner, luxuriating in every detail, and they go big on romantic accoutrements such as lingerie, massage oil, and soft music. You know, so it’s just like a bad porno—perhaps it even includes a fortuitously timed visit from the pizza guy.

Scorpio: The Leg-Humper
Fiery, licentious Scropio is the horn dog of the zodiac. While their sexual prowess and magnetism can hardly be ignored, getting in bed with a scorpion can have its sting. While you will probably get the ride of your life, Scorpio’s love ’em and leave ’em approach to sex could leave less lusty signs cold.

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12:50AM PST on Dec 14, 2014

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12:49AM PST on Dec 14, 2014

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4:58PM PST on Nov 17, 2014

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4:57PM PST on Nov 17, 2014

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12:01PM PST on Nov 3, 2014

Interesting but not entirely correct. Thanks for the ride.

4:01AM PDT on Oct 2, 2014

As one who values the field as a source and opportunity for personal transcendence (as opposed to fatalistic condemnation), this article reads like a list of personal disappointments, self-centered rehashing, and judgmental one-upsmanship.

For my own sign, you couldn't be more wrong.

I wouldn't want to spend time with any of these descriptions -- particularly my own.

My life's experience is that there is wonderment and beauty in spending time with, learning from, experiencing, conjoining with, and loving in one way or another each of the signs. I feel sorry for you, both for your lousy love life and for needing to be trite and shallow about the art of passion.

BTW, nothing shocking about you tossing in your salad reference. We're all way past that in sophistication. Nothing new for us under your stars, Horatio.

3:13AM PDT on Sep 29, 2014

Funny :) Thanks for sharing :)

3:09AM PDT on Sep 23, 2014

Watered down populist interpretations.

12:57AM PDT on Jul 16, 2014

Oh dear, it sounds like some people didn't like their descriptions and couldn't have fun with this article.
Mine was a little exaggerated, but so what - there were many truths and good laughs..

9:39PM PDT on May 11, 2014

Bemusing article, many interesting comments.

I even know someone who is so convinced that anything to do with the zodiac/astrology is the work of demons. This person sees demons under every tree, but spends far too much time worried about things like that. I find the zodiac signs entertaining, nothing more.

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