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The Sexiest Zodiac Signs


Sagittarius: The Don Juan (or Juanita)
A master of the art of seduction, a Sagittarius is all about the hunt. They hone their powers of seduction, pouncing upon their objects of desire only after rendering them utterly helpless in the face of their sexual deftness.

Capricorn: The Slow Boat
Capricorn can come across as a lumbering kind of lover. Slow to make the first move, patient to the point of impertinence once the ball does get rolling, Caps may not wow with skill and energy in the sack, but they will steadily, diligently apply themselves to the all-you-can-eat buffet of their lover. Be patient with a Capricorn, and you will be well rewarded.

Aquarius: The Toy Collector
If you’re someone who is put off by the idea of a velvet box full of scintillating, slippery, and battery-operated accoutrements under your lover’s bed, it’s best you steer clear of Aquarius. Always ready to experiment with any number of the paths to pleasing themselves and their partners, the Aquarian will bring more to the party than some signs can take.

Pisces: Old Faithful
Much like Cancer, Pisces will value the emotional connectivity of sex over the physical one. Passion, love, attention, patience—these will all come into play with your Pisces lover. But you’ll likely have to do most of the work. The fish are notoriously lazy lays, preferring to kick back and bask in the attentions of their beloved. Might want to take a cue from Aquarius and bring some party favors to keep things interesting.

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12:50AM PST on Dec 14, 2014

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12:49AM PST on Dec 14, 2014

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4:58PM PST on Nov 17, 2014

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4:57PM PST on Nov 17, 2014

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12:01PM PST on Nov 3, 2014

Interesting but not entirely correct. Thanks for the ride.

4:01AM PDT on Oct 2, 2014

As one who values the field as a source and opportunity for personal transcendence (as opposed to fatalistic condemnation), this article reads like a list of personal disappointments, self-centered rehashing, and judgmental one-upsmanship.

For my own sign, you couldn't be more wrong.

I wouldn't want to spend time with any of these descriptions -- particularly my own.

My life's experience is that there is wonderment and beauty in spending time with, learning from, experiencing, conjoining with, and loving in one way or another each of the signs. I feel sorry for you, both for your lousy love life and for needing to be trite and shallow about the art of passion.

BTW, nothing shocking about you tossing in your salad reference. We're all way past that in sophistication. Nothing new for us under your stars, Horatio.

3:13AM PDT on Sep 29, 2014

Funny :) Thanks for sharing :)

3:09AM PDT on Sep 23, 2014

Watered down populist interpretations.

12:57AM PDT on Jul 16, 2014

Oh dear, it sounds like some people didn't like their descriptions and couldn't have fun with this article.
Mine was a little exaggerated, but so what - there were many truths and good laughs..

9:39PM PDT on May 11, 2014

Bemusing article, many interesting comments.

I even know someone who is so convinced that anything to do with the zodiac/astrology is the work of demons. This person sees demons under every tree, but spends far too much time worried about things like that. I find the zodiac signs entertaining, nothing more.

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