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The Sexiest Zodiac Signs

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Cancer: The Love Maker
Cancers are highly emotional signs, which means that sex is not merely a mechanical physical undertaking; rather it is expected to be a poetic act of beauty and love and all that good stuff. If you’re going to get naked with a Cancer, prepare yourself for an intense ride. And perhaps some post-coital crying.

Leo: The Narcissist
The passionate and adventurous nature of the Leo cannot be surpassed. There is no end to the imaginative ways a Leo will come up with for you to pleasure him or her. Those cats are born sexual dominants who ooze lusty confidence, and they’re unapologetic about it. While your romp with the lion will be memorable, for sure, best remember your satisfaction will be a secondary matter.

Virgo: The Closet Nympho
You might be surprised to learn that shy, demurring Virgo would ever be ready to rock without than fistfuls of condoms and spanking clean bed sheets. The reserved demeanor of the earthy virgins doesn’t hint at their inner lustiness. Once your Virgo knows and trusts you, watch out. You won’t get a moment’s peace.

Libra: The Connoisseur
The Libra is an artiste when it comes to knocking boots. They seek out a perfect harmony with their partner, luxuriating in every detail, and they go big on romantic accoutrements such as lingerie, massage oil, and soft music. You know, so it’s just like a bad porno—perhaps it even includes a fortuitously timed visit from the pizza guy.

Scorpio: The Leg-Humper
Fiery, licentious Scropio is the horn dog of the zodiac. While their sexual prowess and magnetism can hardly be ignored, getting in bed with a scorpion can have its sting. While you will probably get the ride of your life, Scorpio’s love ’em and leave ’em approach to sex could leave less lusty signs cold.

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12:57AM PDT on Jul 16, 2014

Oh dear, it sounds like some people didn't like their descriptions and couldn't have fun with this article.
Mine was a little exaggerated, but so what - there were many truths and good laughs..

9:39PM PDT on May 11, 2014

Bemusing article, many interesting comments.

I even know someone who is so convinced that anything to do with the zodiac/astrology is the work of demons. This person sees demons under every tree, but spends far too much time worried about things like that. I find the zodiac signs entertaining, nothing more.

10:31AM PDT on May 3, 2014

Frankly, I think these authors should probably stop an ponder for two minutes: If we can be so blatantly identified by our zodiac sign (this one, because usually no one compares different cultural "birth signs" in the same article), the same should apply to our given names. Please take note the author here is called "Sage". The only explanation that would fit such a theory was if the parents were thinking of the cooking herb.

8:26AM PDT on Apr 25, 2014

Interesting nonsense :-)

9:22PM PDT on Apr 23, 2014

Interesting. Some ring true, some not.

5:45AM PDT on Mar 31, 2014

Mine was pretty accurate, thanks.

7:22AM PST on Feb 18, 2014

So, I'm a Scorpio who's been shacked up with a Virgo for 30 years. Stereotypes such as these are stupid, there's no way I have that much in common with a 12th of the population.

1:18AM PST on Feb 13, 2014

I never read the ones you need to click to the next part of

12:28AM PST on Jan 12, 2014

bad porno? that's interesting.

9:57AM PST on Dec 25, 2013

Entertaining...
Now I got a good laugh. Even if I do not believe any of it, still this was a good description of my former husband....


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