We Tested It: Cleaning With Vinegar

By Noah Garfinkel, Networx

The secret to cleaning with vinegar is to not be an overconfident jerk about it. But weíll get to that later. For now, letís start at the beginning.

I had always thought of vinegar in relation to cleaning the same way I think of tofu in relation to food. Itís fine if thatís what youíre into, and I understand it can be good, but itís really none of my business. Iíd just as soon eat/use something else. Nonetheless, I spent the morning testing out vinegar as a way to clean a few things, and it turns out, itísÖ awesome? No, thatís a bit much. I take back ďawesome.Ē Letís go with ďa thing that works.Ē

Itís really easy to find different uses for vinegar online. In fact, if you just type in ďuses forĒ in your Google search bar, the very first thing that comes up is ďuses for vinegar.Ē That is, paradoxically, the most interesting and most boring Google fact I have ever stumbled across. And, on just about every uses-for-vinegar list, youíll see a suggestion that you use it to take care of the burnt smell in the kitchen after you burn something. You just put some vinegar on a rag and then flap it around. It really does help. I burned some bacon the other night, and the smell permeated the entire apartment. After the vinegar rag flapping, however, it smelled like I had just barely singed the bacon and then made some moderately strong buffalo sauce.

I also tried a half vinegar/half water mixture to clean my laptop. It worked really well. This is probably the cleanest this filthy computer has been in a couple of years (we’ve reached a low point for electrical devices in my NYC apartment). My fingers arenít even sticking to the keys as I type right now. And the vinegar left no streaks on the screen the way a plain damp rag always seems to do.

I next tried using vinegar as a way to remove the residue from a price tag sticker. It absolutely worked. The sticker gunk came off immediately. And now, nobody will ever know that the bottle of vinegar I bought to test all this stuff out only cost 70 cents.

By the time I had successfully used vinegar to clear out a burned smell, clean my laptop, and to remove sticker residue, I started to get a little overexcited, and decided to take on the herculean task of cleaning the mildew off my shower curtain liner. Before we continue, letís really quickly go through the lifespan of shower liners in my apartment. Every couple of months, I buy a shower liner. Then, within a few weeks it gets mildewy. Next, my roommate and I discuss how one of us should really clean it. Then, a couple more months pass and neither of us actually cleans it. And by that time, what has developed is a thick contiguous layer of mildew that is so terrifying to behold that we buy a whole new liner, and then the process starts over. I was at the thick contiguous layer stage when I attempted using vinegar. I put about a half cup of vinegar into an old spray bottle and sprayed every inch of my shower liner. I then just lightly rubbed the liner against itself the way you would pre-treat a shirt stain with detergent. The mildew immediately loosened and then rinsed away completely with water. The whole liner was clean in less than five minutes. I was astonished. (Tip: It also works well on grout and tile.)

At this point, I figured that if vinegar could clean my horrifying shower liner, it could do anything. I read somewhere that vinegar could easily remove pen ink from a shirt. I was sitting on my couch with a pen at that very moment. But, my shirt was too dark to try out the ink test. I confidently drew a dark line on my couchís armrest.

I then got my spray bottle of vinegar and sprayed it on the ink stain scrubbed the hell out of it. And this was the end result.


The couch after I cleaned it with vinegar.

It turns out I just ruined my couch. Vinegar had worked so well for everything else, that I didnít even consider for a moment that it might not work flawlessly on everything thereafter. That obviously proved to be a mistake.

Vinegar is great as a cleaning product. I would encourage everyone to try it out for odor removal and mildew cleaning. Just donít get too overconfident with it. Youíll ruin your couch.

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Winn Adams
Winn Adams2 years ago


Nils Anders Lunde


Fi T.
Fi T.2 years ago

Make good use of what we've got

wael a.
wael a.2 years ago

Thank you

Lori K.
Lori K.2 years ago

Hairspray on the ink. Works every time!

Bryna Pizzo
Bryna Pizzo2 years ago

Thank you for the informative, entertaining, and amusing post! :) I know how to get ink out of the fabric! Use hairspray (not the aerosol) to saturate the mark then blot and rub it necessary. You may have to do it several times (spray and blot), but it is very effective. Good luck! (n, p, t)

Frances Darcy
Frances Darcy2 years ago

I meant...sorry about the couch...

Frances Darcy
Frances Darcy2 years ago

Yes vinegar is great stuff.....sotty about the couch.

Kelly Lowry
Kelly Lowry2 years ago

thanks i will keep that in mind

Betty C.
Betty C.2 years ago

Thanks for the info and the humour.