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Cartoons of the Week
Offbeat  (tags: funny, humor, news, pictures, cartoons, commentary, interesting )

Michelle
- 1 day ago - time.com
Cartoonists comments on the news... Happy July 4th!
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Afterbirth: It's What's For Dinner
Offbeat  (tags: odd, food, children, childbirth, unusual, humor, interesting )

Michelle
- 1 day ago - time.com
There is so much you can't know about your spouse when you get married, like that one day she will want to eat her placenta. But there are two things you don't argue about with a pregnant woman: what she eats and that being full of life indeed looks sexy.
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999/911 Call After Hamster Escapes
Offbeat  (tags: animals, bizarre, funny, interesting, humor, ethics, humans, society )

Suzybell
- 1 day ago - metro.co.uk
Police released a recording of a woman who dialled 999 to say her hamster had escaped as they pleaded with the public today to use the service only for genuine emergencies. In one call a woman tells the operator: "It's my hamster. It's got out of its cage
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Cops Surprised By Squirrel in Woman's Cleavage
Offbeat  (tags: off-beat, humor, interesting, funny, bizarre, animals, police )

Suzybell
- 2 days ago - metro.co.uk
Police got a furry surprise during an interview, when a squirrel climbed out of the cleavage of a woman they were questioning. The baby squirrel climbed out from between the women's breasts as she was in the police station with detectives in Warren, Ohio
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Bear Breaks Into House, Devours Box of Chocolates
Offbeat  (tags: bear, box chocolates, humor, off-beat, funny, unusual )

Kathy
- 5 days ago - ktla.com
A bear that was apparently craving something sweet broke into a home in San Bernardino County and devoured a box of chocolates that was in the refrigerator.
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Monkey Urinates on Zambia's President Rupiah Banda
Offbeat  (tags: animals, humor, off-beat, world )

Cal
- 9 days ago - news.com.au
A MONKEY urinated on Zambia's President Rupiah Banda during a press conference at the southern African nation's State House.
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Star Wars Figures and Chipmunks By Chris McVeigh
Offbeat  (tags: animals, chipmunks, Star Wars, AnimalWelfare, environment, protection, wildlife, humor )

Cher
- 17 days ago - telegraph.co.uk
Chris McVeigh, a Canadian illustrator, captured these images of wild chipmunks in hilarious situations with action figures from the Star Wars films
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Will Your Local Police Warn You When Zombies Attack?
Offbeat  (tags: bizarre, humans, off-beat, unusual, zombies, apocolypse, law enforcement, invasion, preparedness, Twitter, police policy, humor, society, safety, police, health, interesting, culture, arts, news, funny )

Peace
- 22 days ago - comicmix.com
My daughter Jenifer interviews real police departments to see what they would do if zombies attacked.
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The 7 Most Bizarrely Unlucky People Who Ever Lived
Offbeat  (tags: bizarre, humor, odd, off-beat, unusual, bad luck, from being hit by meteorite, to being attacked by terrorists, most times more than once )

Kathy
- 25 days ago - cracked.com
We're not saying these are the unluckiest people in history; we realize the world is full of starving children and cancer victims. But sometimes you see people who have weird, one-in-a-million instances of bad luck, often over and over again,
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We Found Palin's RSVP!
Offbeat  (tags: satire, Sarah Palin, society, humor, off-beat, unusual )

Kathy
- 25 days ago - dccc.org
With all the "she's in, she's out, she's back in, she's out again then back in again" talk going on, we decided to have some fun with Governor Palin's RSVP for the 2009 Republican Party of No Senate House Dinner.
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Rat Gets a Free Lunch Under a Leopard´s Nose.
Offbeat  (tags: leopard cat, sharing lunch, rat, humor, funny, animals )

Simone
- 27 days ago - petstreet.co.uk
In my garden yesterday I saw a tiny woodmouse nibbling on a bone that my dog had finished chewing. It shouldn´t be surprising that zoos and wildlife gardens everywhere have a problem with "pests" of all sorts - especially rats and mice. Just think about
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Why Men Have Such Big Tool Boxes(Just Give It a Look)   video
Offbeat  (tags: roof, fixing, tool boxes, americans, funny, humans, humor, society )

Teresa
- 31 days ago - youtube.com
Men quote: Yes This Is What We Really Do With Tool Boxes
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Why Not Have the Last Laugh as You Are Kicked to the Curb, America?
Offbeat  (tags: economy, foreclosures, greed, humor, list, misery, mortgage, sarcasm, top ten, woes, comic relief )

Shay
- 31 days ago - jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com
Top things to say to the mortgage company when you can't make payments anymore...
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Bring on the Napkins! It's Your Messy Pets!
Offbeat  (tags: pets, eating, favorite dishes, messy, tidying up, animals, humor )

Simone
- 32 days ago - peoplepets.com
Some animals eat just like, well, animals. From ice cream-slurping to cake-chomping, take a look at your sloppiest pets!
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Brazen Parrot Steals Passport, Heads Into Bush
Offbeat  (tags: birds, wildanimals, crime, animalwelfare, off-beat, humor, interesting, bizarre, funny )

Suzybell
- 34 days ago - verizon.net
Polly wants a passport - and isn't above stealing one. A brazen parrot, which spotted a Scottish man's passport in a colored bag in the luggage compartment under a tour bus, nabbed the document and made off into dense bush with it, the Southland Times ne
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