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The Polar Bear Who Invited Himself for Dinner
Offbeat  (tags: unusual, off-beat, interesting, funny, animals, environment, arctic, hungry, polar, bear, humans, wildlife, habitat, nature, habitat )

- 2579 days ago -
Wildlife enthusiasts were looking forward to lunch when they discovered a hungry polar bear wanted to try their cauliflower soup. He poked his head through the porthole into the kitchen of the ship that had weighed anchor by the Arctic island of Svalbard.
So This Tree Walks Into a Bank...
Offbeat  (tags: bank robbery, tree disguise, New Hampshire, funny )

- 3396 days ago -
Police Catch Manchester, NH bank robber disguised as tree...leaf it to New Hampshire : "Leaf free or die?" LOL!!!
Fun With Catnip!
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- 3410 days ago -
Catnip is fun for most cats, and it's a powerful behavior tool for owners. If you haven't offered your adult cat some catnip, you and your kitty have been missing out on a really good time. Catnip is totally harmless, and the effects are non-addictive.
Aussies Go Crazy for Cat Poo Coffee
Offbeat  (tags: bizarre, animals, funny, world, australia, weird, offbeat, interesting )

- 3453 days ago -
Cafe-crazy Australians in the last decade have embraced coffee in all its forms, but they've saved the most expensive -- and excremental -- for last.
Missing Swimmer Found - Nekkid & Hiding Under Pier
Offbeat  (tags: nude, naked, swimmer, missing swimmer, Long Beach NY, Long Island, funny )

- 3362 days ago -
This guy is soooo mello...LMAO!
9/12 March 'Tea Party' Photo: False Image Spread By Anti-Reform Activists (They Lie!)
Offbeat  (tags: society, culture, fake, photo, republicans, lie, politics, astroturf, march, washington, funny, stupid, tea, party, protesters, national, mall, missing, american, indian, museum, glenn, beck, freedomworks, armey, conservatives, dishonesty, dumb )

- 2599 days ago -
They lie! Tea Party protesters exaggerated the size of their Washington march last weekend by passing around an old photo of a packed National Mall. This is grade-A stupid and just plays into the argument that these were astroturf protests to begin with.
Butts Arrested for Theft of Toilet Paper
Offbeat  (tags: toilet paper, theft, funny )

- 3395 days ago -
Ok, this is a groaner...but funny anyway.
A Letter in Support of An Indian Bailout
Offbeat  (tags: Indians, Native Americans, American Indians, Finances, Bailout, culture, society, funny, humans, interesting, humor, off-beat, news, ethics )

- 2869 days ago -
Good afternoon, Mr. Chairman. Thank you for the opportunity to testify before the Senate Banking Committee about the future of Indian Country and the need for emergency assistance for this vital population of our society...
Santa And Three Elves Beaten!
Offbeat  (tags: Santa, Elves, Santa Claus, ethics, bizarre, funny, humans, interesting, news, off-beat, odd, unusual, children )

- 2886 days ago -
SCARED elves at a grotty Christmas grotto have been pulled out after Santa and three of his little helpers were attacked by angry parents.
Woman Whose Dog 'Voted' Pleads Not Guilty
Offbeat  (tags: funny, humor, makingapoint, off-beat )

- 3409 days ago -
SEATTLE (AP) - Duncan the dog is still registered to vote, and his owner isn't pleased.
Man OK After Penis Gets Stuck in Pipe
Offbeat  (tags: off-beat, funny, odd, performance, unusual, dummy )

- 2483 days ago -
A man who got his penis stuck in a metal pipe was freed after an industrial metal grinder was used to release him.
Findings Culled From Ancient Latrine Extend Man's North American History
Offbeat  (tags: Indians, Native Americans, American Indians, culture, society, americans, interesting, humans, news, off-beat, odd, unusual, funny, news )

- 2790 days ago -
PAISLEY, Ore. - For some 85 years, homesteaders, pot hunters and archaeologists have been digging at Oregon's Paisley Caves, a string of shallow depressions washed out of an ancient lava flow by the waves of a lake that comes and goes with the changing...
Fox Shoots Man
Offbeat  (tags: unusual, bizarre, GoodNews, off-beat, funny )

- 2109 days ago -
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter's gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said Thursday.

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