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DUI in a Stolen Motorized Wal-Mart Shopping Cart
Offbeat  (tags: off-beat, bizarre, funny, interesting, humor, humans, performance, odd, crime, ethics, news, unusual )

Suzybell
- 1906 days ago - napavalleyregister.com
Marcos Urbano may have taken Wal-Mart's customer service a little too far.Around 9 p.m. Tuesday, a Napa police officer southbound on Soscol Avenue, north of Lincoln Avenue spotted something unusual driving toward him in the northbound fast lane.As he app
14,000 Suffer Vegetable-Related Injuries
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Suzybell
- 1908 days ago - metro.co.uk
Are health and safety rules over the top? Perhaps not, judging by the bizarre accidents we have in our own homes, frequently involving vegetables. Embarrassing incidents occur with alarming regularity - more than 14,000 people ended up in hospital with
Just Living With Females Extends Reproductive Life Of Male Mice
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Cheryl
- 1909 days ago - sciencedaily.com
The results have significant implications for the maintenance of male fertility in wildlife, livestock and even HUMAN POPULATIONS..!!
6 Unusual Building Around The Globe
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Goran
- 1912 days ago - cafeterra.info
The Robot Building, located in the Sathorn business district of Bangkok, Thailand, houses United Overseas Bank's Bangkok headquarters.
Firm Hires Witch to Hunt Debt Dodgers
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Patricia
- 1916 days ago - azcentral.com
VILNIUS, Lithuania - In these difficult times for creditors, a Lithuanian debt collector is offering an unconventional service to retrieve arrears: witchcraft. The Vilnius-based firm has hired Vilija Lobaciuviene, the Baltic nation's most famous witch.
Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk--POLITICAL SATIRE
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Cal
- 1920 days ago - theonion.com
n preparation for the traditional task of welcoming his successor to the Oval Office, outgoing president George W. Bush canceled all his appointments and press conferences Monday so he could spend the day outfitting his desk with a series of traps, gags,
Questions I Have Never Been Able to Answer
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Ivan
- 1925 days ago - wtf.thebizzare.com
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Dozy Driver Finds 'One Way' to Get Arrested
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Suzybell
- 1927 days ago - metro.co.uk
A dozy driver was arrested with £9,000 worth of marijuna - after being caught motoring the wrong way down a one way street. Samuel Randall, 27, was arrested after police saw him driving his 2004 Pontiac sedan the wrong way down the street at three in the
A Letter in Support of An Indian Bailout
Offbeat  (tags: Indians, Native Americans, American Indians, Finances, Bailout, culture, society, funny, humans, interesting, humor, off-beat, news, ethics )

Kat
- 1944 days ago - reznetnews.org
Good afternoon, Mr. Chairman. Thank you for the opportunity to testify before the Senate Banking Committee about the future of Indian Country and the need for emergency assistance for this vital population of our society...
SATIRE---Cranberry Juice Industry Hoping 2009 A Big Year For Urinary Tract Infections
Offbeat  (tags: funny, humor, off-beat, americans, food )

Cal
- 1945 days ago - theonion.com
nation's leading cranberry juice producers announced Monday that they are banking on a record number of Americans suffering from urinary tract infections in 2009.
America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term--SATIRE!
Offbeat  (tags: humor, funny, BUSH, interesting, politics )

Cal
- 1945 days ago - theonion.com
resident George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches and press conferences to look back on key decisions, expound on his legacy, and tout his role in paving the way for the nation's first A
To Rent or to Buy
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Tanja
- 1946 days ago - superpastime.com
If you still do not know what costs less - rent or buy, here is a good example from which you could learn something…
Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks--POLITICAL SATIRE
Offbeat  (tags: funny, humor, POLITICS, off-beat, usa )

Cal
- 1953 days ago - theonion.com
President Bush sustained serious head injuries, massive internal bleeding, and a broken left leg Monday morning after being accidentally dragged behind the presidential motorcade for a period of 15 minutes. According to Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan
IF STATE SIGNS TOLD THE TRUTH
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Djole
- 1959 days ago - bored-place.com
If you could rewrite state signs with your mind, this is what they might say or perhaps it you'd taken some truth hallucinogen so you saw signs as they should be, or perhaps someone just photoshopped some signs for a laugh, yeah that'll be it!
 

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